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15 worst fighters in Bloodsport.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:55 pm
Just finished re watching it for the first time in years then stumbled across this gem. If you have a minute, it's a fabulous read.
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15. Ray Jackson
Ray Jackson (real name Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski) is a big, strong, American brawler who gets injured and gives protagonist Frank Dux the will to Fight To Survive or whatever and win the Kumite, so you'd think he wouldn't be on the list ... but Ray is easily the stupidest guy to step foot in 1980s China. Ray can't hit anybody without having to turn around, point at his friends and yell asinine shite like YEAH AWRIGHT or YEAHHH FRANKIEEE. He even calls out tournament champion Chong Li, who does the most amazing "is THIS motherfricker talking to ME" facial response ever. When Jackson ends up facing Li in the sweet sixteen (or whatever) you'd think he'd keep his cool, but nope ... he lands one good shot on Chong Li and starts running around on the platform in his sad capri sweatpants with his arms in the air. He gets swagger jacked by Li, who stomps him in the back of the head, puts him in the hospital and inadvertently turns Frank Dux into Batman.
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Posted on 3/25/15 at 11:35 pm to TheBob
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The Guy Who Got The shite Beaten Out Of Him By The Monkey Guy
Posted on 3/25/15 at 11:37 pm to TheBob
I never understood how some of those guys got the go ahead.
And frank had to throw out some proof by breaking a bottom brick.
And frank had to throw out some proof by breaking a bottom brick.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 11:48 pm to TheBob
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"if I can grab the coin in your palm before you close it, you can rape this lady" trick.
That's great.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 12:03 am to TheBob
Good find.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 12:06 am to TheBob
from here on out, i shall not use "rantard" and shall use "Steve Daw" instead
SFP Proclamation 12-15
SFP Proclamation 12-15
Posted on 3/26/15 at 5:57 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 3/26/15 at 6:04 am to TheBob
Posting for later read.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 6:43 am to TheBob
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starts running around on the platform in his sad capri sweatpants with his arms in the air
I've said something like this multiple times, refrencing his capri sweatpants
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:37 am to Pilot Tiger
No way you could pull off monkey guy in a movie these days. I watched this movie a few months ago and still love it. I'm 36 and it came out at the right time in my childhood development.
God damn Steve Daw, you suck.
God damn Steve Daw, you suck.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 9:19 am to TheBob
Can someone copy and paste these cuz opening a link to "progressiveboink.com" seems a stupid idea on my work computer?
Posted on 3/26/15 at 9:51 am to LoveThatMoney
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Can someone copy and paste these cuz opening a link to "progressiveboink.com" seems a stupid idea on my work computer?
2nded
Posted on 3/26/15 at 10:10 am to TheBob
Thank you for finding this gem. What a great write-up.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:09 am to TheBob
This is an awesome find. 
I disagree with Ray Jackson being on there over Super Baggy Hammer Pants guy. Dude that was breaking wooden rods with flying jump kicks in the training montage then got beat by an arm twist.
I disagree with Ray Jackson being on there over Super Baggy Hammer Pants guy. Dude that was breaking wooden rods with flying jump kicks in the training montage then got beat by an arm twist.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:19 am to TheBob
This deserves a proper remake. Not the shitty one they are supposed to do 
Posted on 3/26/15 at 12:28 pm to TheBob
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Ah well, you know what they say. Toon Wing Sum, you lose some.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:18 pm to TheBob
Nice. I love this movie
Posted on 3/26/15 at 2:20 pm to Hubbhogg
Great article. shite like this makes me wish I wrote for sites.
I also appreciated all of his nonstop name puns...I loved them just as much as I hated them.
I also appreciated all of his nonstop name puns...I loved them just as much as I hated them.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 6:30 pm to LoveThatMoney
Still need it copy and pasted?
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:17 pm to TheBob
Bump, because I just watched it again and this write up is spot on
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