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A Minecraft Movie - RT 47% Critics, 87% Audience
Posted on 4/4/25 at 6:51 am
Posted on 4/4/25 at 6:51 am
Taking my kids to see it tomorrow for matinee showing. Reviews on RT seem poor among critics so far so I bet it’s pretty good.
This post was edited on 4/5/25 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:05 am to JumpingTheShark
quote:they aren't always wrong
Reviews on RT seem poor among critics so far so I bet it’s pretty good
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:05 am to JumpingTheShark
It's going to be terrible. But of course I'll have to watch it because I have a 7 year old.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:10 am to JumpingTheShark
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so I bet it’s pretty good.
I bet you are very very wrong, lol
This movie looks like garbage. My kid wants to see it though.
This post was edited on 4/4/25 at 7:11 am
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:13 am to Dam Guide
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This movie looks like garbage to an adult who doesn’t know or care about Minecraft.
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My kid wants to see it though and he’ll probably like it b/c it was made for him, not me.
Fify
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:24 am to TeddyPadillac
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My kid wants to see it though and he’ll probably like it b/c it was made for him, not me.
That’s true of most kid movies though, that they are terrible, but kids like them. It doesn’t have to be that way. Pixar has done it spectacularly. Super Mario Bros was pretty good for an adult. Thing is I like playing Minecraft, I played it on a server with friends and even ran a modded TD gaming board server. This movie looks like they phoned it in using a half baked idea on the premise of Jack Black being Jack Black. Minecraft has had some decent stories from its games, but it chose to go a different route with the movie.
This post was edited on 4/4/25 at 7:25 am
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:28 am to JumpingTheShark
No one cares about critical reviews for a film like this. It is probably "meh", just statistically, but this movie will make gillions.
More importantly, it didn't cost a third of a billion dollars to get into cinemas. Assuming they're all in about $235m, this thing could turn a profit under $500m worldwide gross - AND - it will move merchandise and help this brand.
The folks at Disney could take a few notes, but they probably won't.
More importantly, it didn't cost a third of a billion dollars to get into cinemas. Assuming they're all in about $235m, this thing could turn a profit under $500m worldwide gross - AND - it will move merchandise and help this brand.
The folks at Disney could take a few notes, but they probably won't.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:38 am to JumpingTheShark
Who gives a shite about reviews for a kids movie
Going to see movies with kids is one of my favorite things to do, I'll go even if the movie is shite. I usually end up enjoying it more than I expect going in
I'll be seeing it sometime this weekend
Going to see movies with kids is one of my favorite things to do, I'll go even if the movie is shite. I usually end up enjoying it more than I expect going in
I'll be seeing it sometime this weekend
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:43 am to JumpingTheShark
Same, saw the poor reviews, but kiddo wants to see it, so we will....
The one I'm excited to see with him will be Stitch... It looks incredible.
The one I'm excited to see with him will be Stitch... It looks incredible.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:49 am to JumpingTheShark
I'm sure its terrible, but my kids are excited.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:55 am to Salmon
My chaps all played Minecraft so all have some level of interest in seeing it this weekend
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:58 am to 225rumpshaker
Guess we'll see how this one...........stacks up against the competition this weekend.


This post was edited on 4/4/25 at 8:55 am
Posted on 4/4/25 at 7:58 am to JumpingTheShark
Kids should love it even if it’s not a good movie.
They love Minecraft.
The love Kung fu Panda
I’d expect it to fare better than Snow White.
They love Minecraft.
The love Kung fu Panda
I’d expect it to fare better than Snow White.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:23 am to JumpingTheShark
Saw it last night with my son and it was pretty hilarious. Mamoa’s character stole the show for me. Jack Black plays Jack Black, but it was pretty fun. I laughed quite a bit throughout.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 8:24 am to lsuguy84
I had big doubts with trailer 1 but trailer 2 showed a vast improvement
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:18 am to JumpingTheShark
Taking my kid and nephew to see it tonight. Not looking forward to it.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 11:24 am to Dam Guide
My son(8) loves Minecraft. He thinks it looks stupid and points out everything wrong with it when the trailer pops up.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:27 pm to boxcarbarney
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Taking my kid and nephew to see it tonight. Not looking forward to it.
I couldn't care less about the movie, but I'm excited that my kid is excited to see it. It's fun for him. It's the first movie he's ever been excited to see. I'll go see it and have a good time watching him have a good time.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:41 pm to Hayekian serf
quote:this young man seems like perfect M/TV board material. Get him signed up!
My son(8) loves Minecraft. He thinks it looks stupid and points out everything wrong with it when the trailer pops up.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:42 pm to JumpingTheShark
This movie is gonna make a shite load of money.
My son's whole class wants to see it.
My son's whole class wants to see it.
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