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re: Adam Sandler movie quotes
Posted on 6/13/11 at 5:58 pm to Hulkklogan
Posted on 6/13/11 at 5:58 pm to Hulkklogan
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
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Posted on 6/13/11 at 6:06 pm to Hulkklogan
T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!
ITS NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!
ITS NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!
Posted on 6/13/11 at 6:26 pm to HoustonChick86
Billy "Hey sideburns you want some of this here milk"
Janitor "I'd rather have a beer"
Janitor "I'd rather have a beer"
Posted on 6/13/11 at 8:52 pm to Tactical1
Posted on 6/13/11 at 8:57 pm to Mstate
"stop looking at me, swan"
Posted on 6/13/11 at 9:08 pm to Hulkklogan
"I am the smartest man alive!!!"
Posted on 6/13/11 at 9:11 pm to eleventy
no coincidence that 99% of his best quotes are from Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore....Adam needs to start making good movies again
Posted on 6/14/11 at 7:03 am to bradwieser
quote:
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really
"Stop looking at me Swan"
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Oh and "Scuba Steve Damn You!" to break from the Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore mold
This post was edited on 6/14/11 at 7:05 am
Posted on 6/14/11 at 7:41 am to RunningHeel
How can you guys get this far into this thread and not have this quote....
quote:
You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE arse, BALL!
Posted on 6/14/11 at 8:44 am to jembeurt
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Posted on 6/14/11 at 8:46 am to SPEEDY
without any slippy flippys or angry masturbation I don't see how that's possible
Posted on 6/14/11 at 8:51 am to vilma4prez
"Now take off my Van Halen tshirt before you jinx the band and they break up".
Posted on 6/14/11 at 8:58 am to trex1230
"Tell me what is your secret, how do you find yourself in the right position all of the time?"
"Th-th-at-that's a good quession. W-what hhapenns is th-da centuh has the ball first and da q-quawtahback will say hike, a-and dat's when th-the center p-puts de ball into d-da hands o-of da qwatahback, what I do is I-I start tacklin da qwatahback u-u-unless he give d-da ball to s-somebody else, in which case I-I try tackle dat person."
"gentlemen, which brings me to my next point. Don't. Smoke. Crack."
"Th-th-at-that's a good quession. W-what hhapenns is th-da centuh has the ball first and da q-quawtahback will say hike, a-and dat's when th-the center p-puts de ball into d-da hands o-of da qwatahback, what I do is I-I start tacklin da qwatahback u-u-unless he give d-da ball to s-somebody else, in which case I-I try tackle dat person."
"gentlemen, which brings me to my next point. Don't. Smoke. Crack."
Posted on 6/14/11 at 9:12 am to tigerfan84
quote:
Gold jacket, green jacket. Who gives a shite?
Great one.
Posted on 6/14/11 at 9:37 am to Hulkklogan
Donald: Hey Gilmore, you suck, ya jackass.
Donald: Your going to need a blanket and sun tan lotion cause your never gonna get off that beach. Just the way you never got into the NHL, ya jackass!
Donald: Your going to need a blanket and sun tan lotion cause your never gonna get off that beach. Just the way you never got into the NHL, ya jackass!
Posted on 6/14/11 at 10:57 am to LooseCannon22282
I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
This post was edited on 6/14/11 at 10:59 am
Posted on 6/14/11 at 11:23 am to L5UT1ger
Donkey kong sucks.
You know what, YOU SUCK!!
You know what, YOU SUCK!!
Posted on 6/14/11 at 7:42 pm to angryslugs
Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes. I made em extra sloppy for you. I know you kids like em sloppy!
Billy Madison: Lady! You are scaring us!
Billy Madison: Lady! You are scaring us!
This post was edited on 6/14/11 at 7:52 pm
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