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As gold as it still is, could Starship Toopers be remade and improved?

Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:33 am
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:33 am
In my opinion, no! This movie was made perfectly and relied heavily on its campiness. But there were still scenes that made you forget its sense of not taking itself seriously. If the film was remade one day, how could it be improved?
This post was edited on 4/28/24 at 10:14 am
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
514 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:43 am to
Has a strong female BIPOC protagonist, Marvel quips, and CGI where everything looks wet EVER improved a movie?

Because that’s what you’re going to get today.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64251 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:55 am to
It can’t be improved. Current moviemaking trends would in no way allow for its campy awesomeness. It’s perfect as is. Leave alone!
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51436 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 9:58 am to
Yeah , make it as a straight up sci Fi movie and not a parody or satire
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64251 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:00 am to
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straight up sci Fi movie and not a parody or satire


Well that’d be boring as hell
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
54116 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:05 am to
Zero chance it would be improved.

Starship Troopers is great as is and modern film making would make it lesser of a product than it is currently.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:24 am to
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Yeah , make it as a straight up sci Fi movie and not a parody or satire


That’s like saying make Star Wars without the stars or the war

ETA the funny thing is you’re basically like “they should make it as actual fascist propaganda this time”
This post was edited on 4/28/24 at 10:27 am
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5390 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:25 am to
This topic makes me think of another good topic. How many really good movies were made better than the first. I think almost all movies have a better chance of success if the remake is made by a movie pre 80s. My best example off the top of my head is the Italian job. Another movie that in my opinion wasn’t necessary to remake but was still really good was 12 angry men.
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
14780 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:41 am to
Movies, where a significant part of its charm is from campiness, shouldn't be remade.

They tried it with "serious" remakes of Total Recall, Robocop & Evil Dead and they all were mind-numbingly boring, despite the "upgrade" in SFX/CGI/sets/costumes/cameras/etc...
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11648 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 10:47 am to
You could improve it by making it a high budget series or limited series but keeping the campiness. If the upcoming Harry Potter series is a success, I think we see a lot more movies getting remade into series rather than new movies.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80292 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 11:20 am to
It will be full of gay, diverse, lame women. John Rico will be trans.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51436 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 11:34 am to
NOpe. I read the book. The book tells a good story and doesn't make the bugs seem dumb.

The movie was made in a very anti military vein. It was obvious the director hates the military.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3382 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 11:57 am to
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This topic makes me think of another good topic. How many really good movies were made better than the first.


I think Thomas Crown affair and Ocean's 11 fall into this category as well.

The longest yard remake, however, can get turked by a syphilitic bear.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33993 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 12:23 pm to
As it stands, it is lightening in a bottle. Leave it be and let it be awesome. I fall into that group that says Hollywood has too many agendas to let a story just be a story
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9386 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:09 pm to
I was so disappointed when I saw this movie when it came out. It was too stupid and cheesy for me. Sorry but I didn't like it.

My vote is redo it.
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
4149 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 2:53 pm to
If they use the material from the books, hell ya.

The troopers first mission with the rendezvous with the drop ship that launched first, the capsules that enclose and burn off through the atmosphere when launched to the planet from space.
There is a lot of great sci-fi badassery in the books.

A lot of Warhammer fans will love it.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1367 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:08 pm to
Nice Great White Hype reference
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
7512 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:22 pm to
Hard Pass...

The cast was perfect and I don't think they could redo this with a new group.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3737 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:24 pm to
Hollywood today would never play the story straight and an attempt at parody would be even more hamfisted than the original.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

Yeah , make it as a straight up sci Fi movie and not a parody or satire
The original film was satire
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