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re: Best Chuck Norris Movies?

Posted on 9/6/23 at 7:36 am to
Posted by S
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 7:36 am to
I’ve been watching Walker on the H&I channel every day
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 7:37 am to
Thread has inspired me to shore up my chuck Norris collection
Posted by LSUPERMAN
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 8:11 am to
If you see a movie called The Octagon and think Chuck Norris! Ninjas! Lee Van Cleef! What could possibly be bad about this movie? Well there this inner monologue Chuck does that's between a whisper and an echo. The most distracting, annoying thing one could put on film. Who thought that was a needed addition must have gotten booted to the head by Norris.


Posted by Soul Gleaux
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 9:21 am to
No mention of Firewalker yet??
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 10:27 am to
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they are call just the islands.

Chuck Norris went to a woman's convention and walked out with a sandwich and an ironed shirt.

Chuck Norris's parents used to come sleep in the bed with him because they were scared of their nightmares.

Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 10:31 am to
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
that one got me
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 10:33 am to
Lone Wolf McQuade - basically the template for Walker (they couldn't get the rights but Walker was the Lone Wolf McQuade series in all but name).

You should also watch The Way of the Dragon (with Bruce Lee), for both completeness and context.

The sequence prior to LWM has some gems - An Eye for an Eye has Christopher Lee. The Octagon has Lee Van Cleef (pre "The Master"). Silent Rage is an interesting take on the zombie/"super" genre (and features Ron Silver). I have a soft spot for A Force of One, because it was probably the first martial arts movie I ever watched.

I think all his films from Breaker! Breaker! through the first Missing in Action, and even Delta Force have some entertainment value. Some are very campy and dated. I reiterate that Lone Wolf McQuade is the real standout.
This post was edited on 9/6/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 12:42 pm to
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Some are very campy and dated.
RIP Ace
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 12:44 pm to
oh and

Breaker! Breaker!

This post was edited on 9/6/23 at 2:15 pm
Posted by chinese58
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:27 pm to
Invasion USA is free on the Freevee part of prime.

Code of Silence & Delta Force 2, & Lone Wolf McQuade are included with Prime.
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:57 pm to
that was my fav as well - i wanted his truck when i was a kid.

him taking the bomb off the bus, and sticking it to the hood of the terrorist was my fav part
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