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re: Best Scenes and Lines from Christmas vacation
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:03 am to Uncle Gunnysack
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:03 am to Uncle Gunnysack
Shittin bricks
You sure you should use that word
You're right, shittin rocks
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“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my arse. Kiss his arse. Kiss your arse. Happy Hanukkah.”
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And when Santa squeezes his fat white arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
You sure you should use that word
You're right, shittin rocks
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“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my arse. Kiss his arse. Kiss your arse. Happy Hanukkah.”
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And when Santa squeezes his fat white arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:18 am to dbuchanon
The little lights are not twinkling.
I know Art, and thanks for noticing.
I know Art, and thanks for noticing.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:26 am to Hodie Snitch
Dont piss me off Art lol
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:32 am to BatonRougeBuckeye
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving! Nobody's walking out on this fun, old fashioned family Christmas. No! No! We're all in this together. This is a full blown, four alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny frickin' Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat, wide arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"
This post was edited on 12/21/17 at 1:35 am
Posted on 12/21/17 at 5:47 am to RollTide1987
Going to see it tonight at the Alabama. If anyone is around Birmingham and has never been, you’ve got to check out there holiday movie schedule. This one will sell out with quite a few people in costume. Christmas tradition in our house.
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Posted on 12/21/17 at 6:06 am to BatonRougeBuckeye
Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
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Snot, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly.
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
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Snot, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:25 am to tiger114
Another subtle one after everybody arrived
I'll be outside......for the season.
I'll be outside......for the season.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:29 am to BatonRougeBuckeye
Todd Chester: (mockingly) Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd Chester: (angrily) You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you. [looking at his wife, Margo]
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd Chester: (angrily) You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you. [looking at his wife, Margo]
Posted on 12/21/17 at 9:50 am to Saintsisit
It wouldn't be Christmas if the stores weren't hooter!
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:20 am to LSUDonMCO
The whole damn movie!
I've been laughing here at my desk reading thru this thread. My opinion, this was the best of the Vacation series.
Watching it tonite.....again....for about the 6th time this season.
I've been laughing here at my desk reading thru this thread. My opinion, this was the best of the Vacation series.
Watching it tonite.....again....for about the 6th time this season.
Posted on 12/21/17 at 11:35 am to Boudreaux35
Clark: “How can they have nothing for their children?”
Ellen: “Well, he’s been out of work for close to seven years.”
Clark: “In seven years, he couldn’t find a job?”
Ellen: “Catherine says he’s been holding out for a management position.”
Ellen: “Well, he’s been out of work for close to seven years.”
Clark: “In seven years, he couldn’t find a job?”
Ellen: “Catherine says he’s been holding out for a management position.”
Posted on 12/21/17 at 1:28 pm to JohnnyBgood
"Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing."
"Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?"
"Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.'"
"Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?"
"Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.'"
Posted on 12/21/17 at 4:15 pm to Marciano1
quote:
I like at the beginning of the movie when Clark asks Audrey if the tree is beautiful and Ellen says "she can't see Clark. Her eyes are frozen" and then Clark just laughs.
Close. In response to "her eyes are frozen" Clark deadpans "Ah its all part of the experience honey"
Posted on 12/21/17 at 4:32 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
I like the more obscure quotes:
"Well, I can't lie to you Clark. The truth is, things ain't going too good at all. You know I told you I borrowed the RV from my neighbor? Nope. It's mine. We live in it. I had to sell off the house, the barn, the ten acres. All I kept was a 50-foot plot, the pigs and the worm farm. If only I had back the money that me and Catherine sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey players."
"What about the kids?"
"His kids can fend for themselves."
This scene is great....but perhaps my favorite part is Eddie smashing the light bulbs and no one even flinches:
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:28 pm to GeauxColonels
"Clark, do you think there's enough room for the angel?"
"Oh sure, honey. I have a little more trimming to do..."
"Eat my road, red river lips!"
"Oh sure, honey. I have a little more trimming to do..."
"Eat my road, red river lips!"
Posted on 12/21/17 at 7:38 pm to GeauxColonels
The encounter between Clark, Bill, and Shirley and his crew
Shirley: Mark!
Clark: Clark. That's Bill, sir.
Later in the conversation:
Shirley: Dont forget that report, Bill.
Clark: Yes, sir. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my arse. Kiss his arse. Kiss your arse. Happy Hanukkah
Shirley: Mark!
Clark: Clark. That's Bill, sir.
Later in the conversation:
Shirley: Dont forget that report, Bill.
Clark: Yes, sir. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my arse. Kiss his arse. Kiss your arse. Happy Hanukkah
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