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Beyond Scared Straight -the real life Prison Mike (UPDATE - return of Mike 10/4)

Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:18 pm
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81324 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:18 pm
Ice Motherfricking Mike comes out on screen and his charges are lame shoplifting ipods from Walmart shite and he doesn't look all swole from the prison rec yard. But then this motherfricker opens his motherfricking mouth and proceeds to give us the best 2 minutes of TV since Scared Straight '99.

LINK

You're welcome.

ETA: Return of Prison Mike Link:

LINK

jump to 18:30 for Mike
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 7:33 am
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188465 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:29 pm to
orange flavored bitch
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
67846 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:37 pm to
YES.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81324 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:42 pm to
look at me when i'm talking to you, you little yellow motherfricker
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:43 pm to
The koolaid part was great.
I did not know where that was going.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:51 pm to
That was awesome.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85282 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:54 pm to
"I would tell you excuse me for spitting on you...but frick you"



Ice Motherfricking Mike would be the perfect spokesman for Samuel Jackson beer
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81324 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 5:55 pm to
he reminded me a lot of Samuel L. J the first time i watched it. The same exact voice basically.
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

"I would tell you excuse me for spitting on you...but frick you"

incredible
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
23047 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 6:06 pm to
Amazing what people will do for an extra cornbread in county.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 6:59 pm to
damn I need to start bringing kool aid with me so I can let people know they are my bitch
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
126177 posts
Posted on 12/27/11 at 7:01 pm to
MOAR

love that shite
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 12/28/11 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47155 posts
Posted on 12/28/11 at 4:12 pm to
I've got the Ice MF Mike routine down pat. I use it on all the neighborhood kids when they get in my yard and shite.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8352 posts
Posted on 12/28/11 at 4:32 pm to
The worst thing about prison was the - was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15239 posts
Posted on 12/28/11 at 6:06 pm to
Prison Mike

This guy?

This post was edited on 12/28/11 at 6:10 pm
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15239 posts
Posted on 12/28/11 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

he reminded me a lot of Samuel L. J the first time i watched it.


It is dead on.

Reminds me of when he rob the McDowell's in "Coming to America"
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81324 posts
Posted on 5/8/12 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81324 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 9:17 pm to
the return of Ice Motherfricking Mike is on A&E now. And he is bringing out the koolaid powder again tonight.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81324 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 9:19 pm to
this ginger bitch has boys written on her door because "i like boys and penis"
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