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Posted on 7/29/09 at 10:07 pm to ssand
Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
Bishop: Ratfarts!
Spalding Smails: Doodie!
Bishop: Ratfarts!
Spalding Smails: Doodie!
Posted on 7/29/09 at 10:35 pm to arrakis
"Nahhhhhnaaaa, fupppphhhh, naaaahhhhhh, buuuuupppphhhh, naaaaahhhhna, baaapphaah!"
Posted on 7/30/09 at 12:20 am to MikeIs4LSU
"I'll give ya asthma!"
Posted on 7/30/09 at 1:06 am to Lakebound
this thread is full of greatness
Posted on 7/30/09 at 3:05 am to Factsman
I should have yelled two.
Posted on 7/30/09 at 6:58 am to MikeIs4LSU
So what? So lets dance
Posted on 7/30/09 at 7:26 am to Lsut81
"They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong"
"Licensed to kill gophers by the goverment of the United Nations."
Hmmm...that one seemed a lot funnier in the '80's.
"Licensed to kill gophers by the goverment of the United Nations."
Hmmm...that one seemed a lot funnier in the '80's.
Posted on 7/30/09 at 7:30 am to Newbomb Turk
Ty: You take drugs Danny?
Danny: Everyday.
Danny: Everyday.
Posted on 7/30/09 at 7:36 am to chinesebandits58
Man in the boat overboard !
Posted on 7/30/09 at 8:09 am to LSUTygerFan
I got 10 bucks that he picks his nose....
Another 5 says he eats it.....
Another 5 says he eats it.....
Posted on 7/30/09 at 8:21 am to lsubeck
"You were in Nam."
"No HOMO better now though."
"No HOMO better now though."
Posted on 7/30/09 at 8:31 am to MikeIs4LSU
Lacy Underall answering Ty's question of what she likes to do.
" Skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid."
Al Czevik, " Golf courses and cemetaries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate."
Another Al about the ugly stripped hat in the pro shop. " do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat."
Judge Smails to Danny Noonan, " How about a fresca?"
The entire movie is a quotation paradise.
" Skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid."
Al Czevik, " Golf courses and cemetaries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate."
Another Al about the ugly stripped hat in the pro shop. " do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat."
Judge Smails to Danny Noonan, " How about a fresca?"
The entire movie is a quotation paradise.
This post was edited on 7/30/09 at 8:32 am
Posted on 7/30/09 at 9:24 am to MikeIs4LSU
"I bet you were really something before electricity"
Posted on 7/30/09 at 9:28 am to Lsut81
"I don't think the hard stuff is going to come down for quite a while."
My dad uses this line almost every single time there is a strong storm. I didn't watch Caddyshack until I was like 15 years old. I finally got why he would always say that. It also opened up my eyes to all the other quotes he uses from that movie.
My dad uses this line almost every single time there is a strong storm. I didn't watch Caddyshack until I was like 15 years old. I finally got why he would always say that. It also opened up my eyes to all the other quotes he uses from that movie.
This post was edited on 7/30/09 at 9:28 am
Posted on 7/30/09 at 9:34 am to DestrehanTiger
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty: By height
Or
Ty: I feel like a hundred bucks
Ty: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty: By height
Or
Ty: I feel like a hundred bucks
Posted on 7/30/09 at 9:50 am to arrakis
quote:
Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
former greens keeper turned pro
Posted on 7/30/09 at 9:53 am to Mouth
Cinderella story
Posted on 7/30/09 at 9:56 am to Mouth
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Posted on 7/30/09 at 11:05 am to MikeIs4LSU
"But in Scotland they call it "GOFF!" without the L."
I now always call golf GOFF.....
I now always call golf GOFF.....
This post was edited on 7/30/09 at 11:06 am
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