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Caddyshack Quotes!
Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:43 am
Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:43 am
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:51 am to trebmalenad
"Homo...better now though."
Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:54 am to trebmalenad
Pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 8:56 am to trebmalenad
Ty: You take drugs Danny?
Danny: Every day.
Ty: Good. Then whats your problem?
Danny: I don't know.
I love the conversation between Ty and Danny.
Danny: Every day.
Ty: Good. Then whats your problem?
Danny: I don't know.
I love the conversation between Ty and Danny.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:00 am to Scruffy
So i got that going for me
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:00 am to trebmalenad
"St Copious of Northern Nebraska" That name cracks me up every time
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:00 am to trebmalenad
Most quotable movie of all time.
quote:
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
"Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:24 am to trebmalenad
quote:
This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench,and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon,take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:30 am to trebmalenad
"Thank you very little."
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:44 am to MontanaMax
Oh, don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch.
I thought you might say that. Moose. Rocco. Help the judge here find his wallet.
I thought you might say that. Moose. Rocco. Help the judge here find his wallet.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 9:52 am to trebmalenad
big hitter, the lama
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:03 am to magildachunks
my favs are:
quote:
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though
quote:
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height
quote:
Al Czervik: [tees off] Four!
[his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch]
Al Czervik: I should have yelled, "Two!"
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:05 am to Flair Chops
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
One of my favorite movies of all time. There are no doubt better movies on many levels than Caddyshack but in terms of pure entertainment it is hard to beat.
One of my favorite movies of all time. There are no doubt better movies on many levels than Caddyshack but in terms of pure entertainment it is hard to beat.
This post was edited on 3/28/12 at 10:34 am
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:11 am to trebmalenad
I smell varmit poontang.
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:14 am to White Roach
quote:
I smell varmit poontang.
"and the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang."
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:40 am to trebmalenad
"I wanna hamburger, a hot dog, no, a cheesburger..."
"You'll get nothing and you'll like it."
"Fart"
"Double fart"
"You'll get nothing and you'll like it."
"Fart"
"Double fart"
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:49 am to Choupique19
“Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.”
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:53 am to legba
Judge Smails: I'm having a little party at the yacht club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. What are you doing then, Sunday?
Danny: No plans.
Judge Smails: Great! How would you like to mow my lawn, huh?
Danny: No plans.
Judge Smails: Great! How would you like to mow my lawn, huh?
Posted on 3/28/12 at 10:54 am to Scruffy
Danny: "I gotta go to college, I gotta"
Ty: "Danny, This isn't Russia. This isn't Russia is it?"
Ty: "Danny, This isn't Russia. This isn't Russia is it?"
Posted on 3/28/12 at 11:00 am to Flair Chops
quote:
big hitter, the lama
I love this whole bit.
quote:
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
"Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga."
He never explains what the hell this even means.
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