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Cannonball Run Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing

Posted on 12/10/20 at 9:47 am
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 12/10/20 at 9:47 am
Anyone else love Jack Elam’s performance? For those unaware, introduce yourself to this 1:40 DailyMotion clip.

“I'm Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon and assorted night classes at the Knoxville College of faith healing.”




















“Don’t you ever tell me where you found him. Ever.”
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
11442 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 9:54 am to
grew up watching this movie of VHS

mostly for the two chics in the lambo at the traffic stops

but funny to this day

"Because your small, small.....S. M. All"
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62697 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 9:59 am to
For some reason I would like to see hollywood remake the cannonball series would be a shite show
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24336 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Don’t you ever tell me where you found him. Ever.”




Loved that scene
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30665 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 10:12 am to
quote:

grew up watching this movie of VHS

mostly for the two chics in the lambo at the traffic stops

but funny to this day

"Because your small, small.....S. M. All"



ditto. and the chick that stops the Arab Prince in the second one.

i haven't seen that in years, but it was a fun show.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/10/20 at 10:50 am to



Don’t forget the cop...




And the fast food girl...






I’ll forever be in love with her.
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 10:55 am to
Best theme song ever: Ray Stevens
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5184 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 10:59 am to
Now I need to go watch that movie again. Haven't seen it in ages. Is it streaming anywhere?
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 12/10/20 at 11:08 am to
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Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18105 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 11:09 am to
on second thought Padre - can you bless him? he needs all the help he can get
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
49404 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 11:22 am to
“Oh I gotta bless her!”
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18105 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 11:56 am to
If I had the time, i'd take those Rosary beads - and stuff them up your nose

I have always wanted a Capt Chaos mask - Deluise was my all time fav person growing up because of this character
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21916 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:25 pm to
He reminds me of Morgus.

I loved the Cannonball Run movies.
Posted by senshado
Member since Aug 2020
36 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:57 pm to
This summer, we visited Covington, GA (because my daughter is obsessed with the Vampire Diaries!) and while talking to a shop owner there, she told me that right behind her shop is the street that Burt landed the airplane in to go to the store to pick up a six pack!

And the corner of the square is where Gary Bertier got sideswiped in Remember the Titans.
Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
4027 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 3:51 pm to
One of the greatest movies ever.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10700 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 3:54 pm to
I love Jack Elam in everything he did. His performance in the opening of Once Upon a Time in the West is one of my favorites.
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
7488 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 6:10 pm to
“Fuhhhh...fortunately...”

“If we were Methodists!”

Those priests weren’t fathers, they were...”

“Mothers!”



The outtakes at the end are awesome.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20379 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18105 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 7:15 pm to
these bleeds? these fricking bleeds right here?
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
49404 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 7:54 pm to
“Then maybe you and I can go somewhere and have a lil’ drink?”

“Father, what are you saying?!”

“Hmpphh, what? Didn’t you ever see Thornbirds?”
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