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Chrissy Moltisanti didn't get nearly enough respect as an enforcer
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:23 am
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:23 am
for obvious reasons (no one likes a drug addict), but still. chrissy was in the field slanin iron frfr.
-set up and killed "email"
-whacked mikey palmice
-killed one of the two guys who almost killed him
-killed two of the robbers in the poker game
-whacked the former cop
-took out the two black guys who were going to kill carmine
-involved in massarone's death
-gave up his bitch for snitching
i hope chris was remembered in the sopranos universe as a valiant solider and not just a sniveling junkie.
-set up and killed "email"
-whacked mikey palmice
-killed one of the two guys who almost killed him
-killed two of the robbers in the poker game
-whacked the former cop
-took out the two black guys who were going to kill carmine
-involved in massarone's death
-gave up his bitch for snitching
i hope chris was remembered in the sopranos universe as a valiant solider and not just a sniveling junkie.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:26 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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a valiant solider and not just a sniveling junkie.
That's what made him a more fleshed out character. Paulie was (mostly) a cardboard cutout. He had his moments with his aunt/mom, the psychic, etc., but for the most part he was drawn in 2 dimensions.
Chris had the Hollywood thing, he was juggling philandering with the drive to settle down (and was deeply conflicted). His substance problems (for which his coworkers had no patience) only compounded all of this.
But, as you say, he was a very effective enforcer and generally had good instincts (of course he needed some experience in some areas, particularly rackets) when it came to the physical, violent side of OC. He was also lucky in that regard, which always helps.
This post was edited on 5/18/22 at 10:27 am
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:37 am to GreatLakesTiger24
favorite Chris quote:
Adriana: I love you Chris-tah-fur
Chris : You bettah!!!
Adriana: I love you Chris-tah-fur
Chris : You bettah!!!
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:39 am to GreatLakesTiger24
-Had his head in the toilet when Silvio came in one morning
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:42 am to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
-set up and killed "email"
-whacked mikey palmice
-killed one of the two guys who almost killed him
-killed two of the robbers in the poker game
-whacked the former cop
-took out the two black guys who were going to kill carmine
-involved in massarone's death
-gave up his bitch for snitching
Shot a bakery counter-boy in the foot for disrespecting him.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:44 am to Fewer Kilometers
-Let the Russian get away
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:58 am to Fewer Kilometers
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Shot a bakery counter-boy in the foot for disrespecting him.
Not to mention he told Vito to GTFO of that bakery if he doesn’t want any trouble either (I know he wasn’t technically Vito at this point


Posted on 5/18/22 at 11:00 am to wildtigercat93
quote:I think he's listed in IMDB as "Obese closeted gay man".
I know he wasn’t technically Vito at this point
Posted on 5/18/22 at 12:41 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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Shot a bakery counter-boy in the foot for disrespecting him.
"You motherfricker! You shot my foot!"


Posted on 5/18/22 at 1:54 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
i've been on this train forever.
Sil and Bobby don't get hit if Chris is organizing the Phil hit. Paulie passes it down to patsy and neither of them think to question if Phil speaks Ukrainian.
Tony was horrible boss
Sil and Bobby don't get hit if Chris is organizing the Phil hit. Paulie passes it down to patsy and neither of them think to question if Phil speaks Ukrainian.
Tony was horrible boss
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:04 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:19 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Just started another rewatch. Greatest show of all time still. It has really held up.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:57 pm to BuckyCheese
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Let the Russian get away
The guy was an interior decorator, although his house looked like shite.
Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:34 pm to Tigeralum2008
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Then talked his way out of it when Adriana was pissed
“You and those videos!”

Posted on 5/18/22 at 4:11 pm to Arkapigdiesel
The Russian was Spetznaz. He should've killed Chris and paulie
Posted on 5/18/22 at 4:20 pm to Dire Wolf
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Paulie passes it down to patsy and neither of them think to question if Phil speaks Ukrainian.
Well Patsy organized the hit on Tony…
Posted on 5/18/22 at 5:20 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
The older guys didn’t like him cause they were jealous that Tony was moving him up so fast. This was evident in the episode from season 4 “No Show.”
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