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re: Commercials that make you want to dropkick a kitten

Posted on 1/8/22 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1818 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 5:48 pm to
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It's fortune favors the BOLD you fricking F.A.G.!


Glad to see it's not just me. I yelled at the TV the first time his commercial aired, and my wife said "they must be right, because they would have researched it, etc." I asked her to google the phrase "fortune favor the" and the first hit was "bold".

Even if the writers didn't know better, Matt Damon should have.
This post was edited on 1/9/22 at 12:24 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75781 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:17 pm to
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How has no one mentioned that fricking Old Navy commercial with the morbidly obese women dancing and that song saying "I am 100%" over and fricking over again.


Should just segue from that to a commercial with an overweight tranny who has diabetes
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10285 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:40 pm to
It feels good having someone on your side

I don't like this woman, her fat face, or her oozy singing.

Posted by GeoSmith
Member since Jun 2021
138 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 7:38 pm to
I submit this atrocity. After months of hating it, i finally found out it was a bounty paper towel commercial.
who brought the sauce
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
24399 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 8:12 pm to
The Taco Bell commercial about 'sharing' where that idiot woman with the Karen haircut just basically eats her man's food and thinks its funny or something.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
74891 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 10:27 pm to
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Meta ugly zoomers commercials
Somehow I've missed this commercial.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
74891 posts
Posted on 1/8/22 at 10:33 pm to
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The commercial where they go to the football game but end up talking about parking then the one guy does the whistle when talking about an easy out, that's me
The comment about leaving in the 3rd quarter is 50% of LSU fans.
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
15650 posts
Posted on 1/9/22 at 2:05 pm to
Any of those stupid Liberty Mutual commercials with Doug and his stupid emu. Particularly the game show spoofs in the radio ads.
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
59907 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 10:30 pm to
The Amazon Prime commercial with Medusa. Some DBag at a BAR winks at her friend from across the bar and he deserves to die and turned into stone?

Or the Napoleon one, his stand up routine is him mocking himself for being short?
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 10:27 am
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8436 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:47 am to
I think the Medusa commercial is funny and clever.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
13651 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 5:38 am to
I'm going with the grinning fat girl singing for Nationwide. Her voice is awful and she's a pig.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70059 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 7:27 am to
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I think the Medusa commercial is funny and clever.

The whole campaign is cute, and different.

I was shocked to see the Napoleon one, since all the others were intentionally female. Rapunzel, Cleopatra, Medusa...
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70059 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 7:30 am to
Here in the Atlanta market, there's a company called Pinnacle Home Improvement, and apparently someone thought it clever to put what I can only assume is the owner's granddaughter in all their commercials.

While that isn't uncommon, this little girl deliberately mispronounces Pinnacle as "Pick-a-nul", and proceeds to correct anyone who says it correctly. "That's what I said, Pick-a-NULL."

I hate that kid.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 12:12 pm
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16637 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 7:34 am to
The one where the chick goes into a car dealership and asks for help and everyone completely ignores her.

Then she put a puppet on her hand of a man asking for help and everyone rushers towards her.

It bothers me bc they are simply pandering but they have it wrong. Single female in a dealership is like blood in the water for sharks. They would be sprinting to take advantage of her.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
160372 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 8:52 am to
Yeah she’s not even really singing, just sort of talking.
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The Amazon Prime commercial with Medusa. Some DBag at a BAR winks at her friend from across the bar and he deserves to die and turned into stone?


Also this.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9619 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:02 am to
the Sonic commercials with the 3 dudes from Pointe-Aux-Chenes.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
160372 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:26 am to
Sonic: most people didn’t like the two idiots yammering in their car about sonic…so how about this, we switch to multiple sets of morons in their cars talking about sonic? We can have two fat annoying moms, a weird mixed race family with a Martian child, 3 red necks that just got off their plant shift, and then 3 sheaqueens. Really covering our bases here”

This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 1:41 pm
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36651 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 12:00 pm to
The two guys were bad enough. I really don't understand why the go to Sonic football commercial became the two soccer Karen's bragging about how many cheeseburgers they can stuff down in one sitting
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70059 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 12:11 pm to
Sonic has lost their damned minds when it comes to their ad campaigns.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 12:32 pm to
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I think the Medusa commercial is funny and clever.



Those Prime historical figure commercials are all arse and the woman who does the voiceover is a British Karen.
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