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Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's, one nacho.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 2/1/10 at 4:41 pm
Saving Silverman is just full of awesome quotes. Another favorite
JD: Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: porno's or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.
JD: Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: porno's or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.
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Posted on 2/1/10 at 4:49 pm to barry
this movies' awesomeness is germans by about 9 years but i agree, hella awesome quotes in that movie
This post was edited on 2/1/10 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 2/1/10 at 4:55 pm to barry
Judith: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
J.D.: Yes... No!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.: Which man?
Judith: Any man!
J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever!
J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me!
Judith: What about a short man?
J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.: Does that include celebrities?
J.D.: Comingtoyaaaahaaaa (That actually became a yell we would do in the dugout during high school games)
J.D.: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my balls... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
J.D.: Yes... No!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.: Which man?
Judith: Any man!
J.D.: You mean like a tall man?
Judith: Sure, whatever!
J.D.: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me!
Judith: What about a short man?
J.D.: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets!
Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.: Does that include celebrities?
J.D.: Comingtoyaaaahaaaa (That actually became a yell we would do in the dugout during high school games)
J.D.: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my balls... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 4:57 pm to Gnar Cat21
quote:
this movies' awesomeness is germans by about 9 years but i agree
I know im just rehashing it cause its that awesome.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 5:06 pm to barry
I only know the Air Force signals.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 5:42 pm to barry
Looks like he's in a deep coon coma
Posted on 2/1/10 at 6:20 pm to barry
Wayne: "She's kinda like Mother Teresa"
JD: "Yeah, but with way better tits"
JD: "Yeah, but with way better tits"
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:13 pm to coloradoBengal
J.D.: Dude, what does a mime look like when he's having sex anyway? Probably like,
'I'm a mime! I'm a mime!' Ha ha ha!
Wayne: Dude, mime's don't talk.
J.D.: They do when they're off duty.
'I'm a mime! I'm a mime!' Ha ha ha!
Wayne: Dude, mime's don't talk.
J.D.: They do when they're off duty.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 8:18 pm to barry
Go left!
I'm going right!
I'm going right!
Posted on 2/1/10 at 9:26 pm to Fgiord
you been pitching loaves on the lawn man, I play crochet out there.
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