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re: Fav Quote from NL Christmas Vacation
Posted on 12/30/07 at 9:20 pm to St. Pete Tiger
Posted on 12/30/07 at 9:20 pm to St. Pete Tiger
Clark: got a little knot here
Posted on 12/30/07 at 10:43 pm to STEVED00
When Eddie was talking about his dogs balls made me laugh.
He told Clark you ain't never seen a set like this dog has. Or something like that...
He told Clark you ain't never seen a set like this dog has. Or something like that...
Posted on 12/31/07 at 12:30 pm to STEVED00
"Clark, we're under a truck" (or something like that)3
Clark: "Do you honestly think I don't know that?"
also...
Neighbor: "where you gonna put a tree that big?"
Clar W: "Bend over, and I'll show ya"
Clark: "Do you honestly think I don't know that?"
also...
Neighbor: "where you gonna put a tree that big?"
Clar W: "Bend over, and I'll show ya"
Posted on 12/31/07 at 1:03 pm to Tiger in NY
Art: The little lights... they aren't twinkling
And....my favorite
Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
And....my favorite
Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
This post was edited on 12/31/07 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 1/1/08 at 8:16 pm to Kingwood Tiger
"That there's an RV, Clark."
Posted on 1/1/08 at 8:40 pm to LoPan
quote:
"Merry Christmas!! Shitters full!!"
Posted on 1/2/08 at 2:04 pm to Dalai Lama
quote:
We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fricking Kaye.
"....Hallelujah. Holy shite."
"Shitter was full" is the winner though.
Posted on 1/2/08 at 2:09 pm to CocomoLSU
"Don't piss me off, Art."
"You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitro-glycerin plant!"
SWAT leader: That's cold mister. If I had a rubber hose I'd beat you.
"You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitro-glycerin plant!"
SWAT leader: That's cold mister. If I had a rubber hose I'd beat you.
Posted on 1/2/08 at 4:28 pm to magildachunks
"Don't you go falling in love with her Clark, she's coming home with us next month" 
Posted on 1/3/08 at 10:35 am to PVillePandG
Shopping for groceries:
Eddie: Hey Clark, you still working for that company that killed all those people last year?
Clark : No Eddie, we missed out on that.
After getting bonus,
Clark: It's a year long subscription to the jelly of the month club.
Eddie: Clark, that's the gift that keeps givin year round.
Clark: That is it Edward, that it is.
Eddie: Hey Clark, you still working for that company that killed all those people last year?
Clark : No Eddie, we missed out on that.
After getting bonus,
Clark: It's a year long subscription to the jelly of the month club.
Eddie: Clark, that's the gift that keeps givin year round.
Clark: That is it Edward, that it is.
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