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Favorite Chappelle Show quotes
Posted on 8/4/09 at 10:33 am
Posted on 8/4/09 at 10:33 am
LOLZ
Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.
Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat arse on outta here.
Leonard Washington: My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business.
Damn i miss that show
Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.
Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat arse on outta here.
Leonard Washington: My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business.
Damn i miss that show
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Posted on 8/4/09 at 10:38 am to hg
in the Madd Real World episode there were a shite ton of great ones.
Tron: and fix me a banana cognac beitch.
Tron: Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.
to be honest, it's gonna be impossible and almost boring to list all the great quotes from that show.
Tron: and fix me a banana cognac beitch.
Tron: Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.
to be honest, it's gonna be impossible and almost boring to list all the great quotes from that show.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 10:40 am to hg
"go downtown and find me a pair of left handed golf clubs....and some sugar cookies"
the 5 greatest rappers of all time.....Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon
the 5 greatest rappers of all time.....Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 10:44 am
Posted on 8/4/09 at 10:54 am to hg
woogie boogie n---er!
-Clayton Bigsby
-Clayton Bigsby
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:01 am to Michael J Cocks
quote:
Tron: and fix me a banana cognac beitch.
Tron: Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.
Tron was awesome.
quote:
Dylon
I SPIT DAT HOT FIYA.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:02 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
I SPIT DAT HOT FIYA.
you're too close mon!
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:06 am to hg
From the reverse criminal skit
Cop: Then she threw her tities in my hand. It was weird, your honor.
Defendant: You grabbed her tities.
And, my favorite skit, the Wayne Brady one.
Wayne Brady: This is not an option n****r, if you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
Cop: Then she threw her tities in my hand. It was weird, your honor.
Defendant: You grabbed her tities.
And, my favorite skit, the Wayne Brady one.
Wayne Brady: This is not an option n****r, if you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:09 am to hg
my grandma is not gonna believe this.. That's because she ain't ever gonna here about it bitch.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:13 am to TruLsu
Jus thought of two more of my favorites.
Tyrone Biggums: I just wanted to let you know, Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks.
Dateline Narrator: He divorced his wife. When he was asked why, he replied "Because she was a n****r lover.
Tyrone Biggums: I just wanted to let you know, Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks.
Dateline Narrator: He divorced his wife. When he was asked why, he replied "Because she was a n****r lover.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:14 am to DestrehanTiger
look at my face when the titty pops out. The whole time i was saying to myself "come on titty"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:24 am to DestrehanTiger
quote:
Tyrone Biggums: I just wanted to let you know, Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks.
I believe it's....
"There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan.......... I smoke rocks."
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:25 am to TruLsu
"oh, Baretta did that sh*t"
and from the same skit...
"it's digital piss"
and from the same skit...
"it's digital piss"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:27 am to Michael J Cocks
"Do you know what dog food tastes like? It tastes just like it smells.....Delicious!"
Tyrone Biggums
Tyrone Biggums
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:27 am to Michael J Cocks
Tron: sell me some juice bitch!
Tron: Look at me America, look how Tron is livin for tha citaaay!!!!
Tron: Look at me America, look how Tron is livin for tha citaaay!!!!
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 11:28 am
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:32 am to SDTiger15
quote:
"oh, Baretta did that sh*t"
and from the same skit...
"it's digital piss"
Chappelle: I've never seen Michaels allegid penis but I bet I could describe it. There's probably a head, shaft, some pubic hair. Probably permed with a little glitter in it.
Attorney: That's correct
Chappelle: Me and my penis are like this, son. And I probably couldn't pick it out of a lineup.
Later on
Chappelle: He mad thriller man, thriller.
Attorney: So, you think OJ did it?
Chappelle: Sir, my blackness will not allow me to answer that.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:33 am to hg
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:34 am to DestrehanTiger
quote:
Chappelle: I've never seen Michaels allegid penis but I bet I could describe it. There's probably a head, shaft, some pubic hair. Probably permed with a little glitter in it.
Attorney: That's correct
Chappelle: Me and my penis are like this, son. And I probably couldn't pick it out of a lineup.
Later on
Chappelle: He mad thriller man, thriller.
Attorney: So, you think OJ did it?
Chappelle: Sir, my blackness will not allow me to answer that.
that was a top 3 favorite sketch.
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:36 am to DestrehanTiger
Tyrone "...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack."
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:42 am to LSUtigahs28
Red Balls... It's cocaine in a can
Posted on 8/4/09 at 11:44 am to TruLsu
my sig quote
This post was edited on 8/4/09 at 11:45 am
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