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Favorite Eddie Murphy Movie Quotes?
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:38 pm
"Come ooonnn, Cleatus. You walking over here, but you limpin back"
GO!
GO!
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:58 pm to slaughlin
He didnt get my cornbread!!!!!1
She called me a noble steed.
She called me a noble steed.
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:15 pm to papasmurf1269
Rocky Marciano? They always got to bring up Rocky Marciano. Joe Louis was 127yrs old when he fought Marciano......
F-you, F-you, and F-you..who's next
F-you, F-you, and F-you..who's next
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:27 pm to slaughlin
"Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches?"
-Trading Places
-Trading Places
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:34 pm to akantho
Stop right there or I am gonna have to shoot you in that gnarled, crusty pinkie toe.
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:43 pm to TideHater
You're gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fricking with me. Now put the razor away.
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:51 pm to slaughlin
Anything from Coming to America, sprinkle in some lines from Life.
After Can't-Get-Right hits a HR on his first pitch..."throw him another one, that's probably one of them retard mistakes."
After Can't-Get-Right hits a HR on his first pitch..."throw him another one, that's probably one of them retard mistakes."
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:12 pm to TEXASTIGER22
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No ****s Allowed in There!"
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:14 pm to TEXASTIGER22
Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
and also
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the frickin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
and also
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the frickin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:40 pm to slaughlin
Rayford Gibson: Motherfricker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your arse. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.
Claude Banks: Ray, chill out...
Rayford Gibson: No, frick him. frick that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfricking farmers who wanna start some shite. You frick around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
Claude Banks: Ray, chill out...
Rayford Gibson: No, frick him. frick that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfricking farmers who wanna start some shite. You frick around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:44 pm to geauxtigers13
While we are on the subject: Randy Watson
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:47 pm to geauxtigers13
funniest part of that movie is the end credits when Eddie says. "Hey this ain't my daddy's watch"
Posted on 5/9/09 at 5:25 pm to TEXASTIGER22
"Leebo, Neebo, Lou Rawls, Teddy Pendergrass. Go ahead Teddy P. Whoo!"
"Sherman gon have relations. Sherman gon have relations."
"It's your teeth, Reggie. I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal. Hey Reggie, it's good!"
"Sherman gon have relations. Sherman gon have relations."

"It's your teeth, Reggie. I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal. Hey Reggie, it's good!"
Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:11 pm to slaughlin
All his lines from 48 hr's. Especially when his ex partner runs into Nolties car and Murphy yells Luther how you doing Luther.
Are when he ask Nolte Do the Brothers know you have the last piece of shite looking blue cadilac.
Are when he ask Nolte Do the Brothers know you have the last piece of shite looking blue cadilac.
Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:15 pm to slaughlin
"I ain't fallin fa no banana in ma tailpipe!"
Posted on 5/10/09 at 11:29 am to MississippiLSUfan
I I I I I want the knife.
Posted on 5/10/09 at 7:52 pm to thermal9221
"God Damn, that's a big bitch"
-Beverly Hills Cop II (after he meets Brigette Nielsen)
-Beverly Hills Cop II (after he meets Brigette Nielsen)
Posted on 5/10/09 at 9:08 pm to USMC DAWG
You better not even say watch around me again. You better say little clock.
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