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re: Favorite Kenny powers quote
Posted on 5/12/22 at 12:50 pm to Roaad
Posted on 5/12/22 at 12:50 pm to Roaad
quote:
Over the course of my career, I played on many different teams. Some, I liked. Some, I really fricking hated. I'm not mentioning any names, but let's just say Seattle can tongue-kiss my shite hole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk shite about how their fans suck and their women have pancake titties. If that doesn't work, then just like prison, you pick the biggest, baddest dude on the team and you kick him in his fricking teeth.
Reporter:
Kenny, What do you think of New York?
Kenny Powers:
You mean Jew York? It's f***ing great.
I gotta tell ya, I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, but, turns out they're nothing compared to these queers you got in San Francisco,
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Posted on 5/12/22 at 1:07 pm to iwyLSUiwy
“You named your baby after "Titanic"? What's this mother fricker's name? Shrek?”
Overall favorite quote from the show:
Overall favorite quote from the show:
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 5/12/22 at 1:18 pm to Sun God
I probably quote this one more than any other lines or quotes from the show:
"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Can you feel the tension? I can! I can feel it... down in my plums. They're getting a nice bluish hue, gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmer's market."
-Ashley Schaeffer
"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Can you feel the tension? I can! I can feel it... down in my plums. They're getting a nice bluish hue, gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmer's market."
-Ashley Schaeffer
Posted on 5/12/22 at 3:20 pm to PhilipMarlowe
Same scene...
"Oh what do I know? I know that one of us has had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shite from Fashion Bug, thats what I know."
"Oh what do I know? I know that one of us has had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shite from Fashion Bug, thats what I know."
Posted on 5/12/22 at 3:43 pm to Funky Tide 8
Let the boy watch
Posted on 5/12/22 at 3:50 pm to tigerbank24
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:52 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
A goddamn Mexican standoff in frickin' Mexico. I was hoping to get into one of these before I left
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:06 pm to WeagleEagle
quote:
Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to f**k you up with some truth.
Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to f**k you up with some truth.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
It was the egg rolls not the Ecstasy.
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:57 pm to tigerbank24
He needs to learn. Like I learned from my father.
I’ll never comprehend how they stayed in character during that scene.
I’ll never comprehend how they stayed in character during that scene.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 2:38 am to JBrignac
Kenny Powers:
Where were you? Why is there silver shite all over your face?
Clegg:
I was hanging out with those guys in the parking lot.
Kenny Powers:
What were you doing? Giving Robocop a blowjob?
All-timer
Where were you? Why is there silver shite all over your face?
Clegg:
I was hanging out with those guys in the parking lot.
Kenny Powers:
What were you doing? Giving Robocop a blowjob?
All-timer
Posted on 5/13/22 at 6:21 am to titmouse
“I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. figs and cocaine dealers wear white.”
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:06 am to minvielle
Im mad at myself for waiting till the pandemic to discover Danny McBride's genius.
Binged Eastbound and VP and Gemstones is one of my favs right now.
Binged Eastbound and VP and Gemstones is one of my favs right now.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:39 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Get off my jet ski Blonde Ambition Tour!
Posted on 5/13/22 at 8:30 am to Sun God
Obviously Kenny Powers was hilarious. But I don't think any character made me laugh harder than Stevie
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:45 am to JBrignac
quote:It wasn't easy. There's a video on YT of the outtakes from that scene. It took many takes.
He needs to learn. Like I learned from my father.
I’ll never comprehend how they stayed in character during that scene.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 11:03 am to StrongOffer
quote:
It wasn't easy. There's a video on YT of the outtakes from that scene. It took many takes.
The outtakes to EB&D make me laugh harder than the actual finished scenes.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 12:37 pm to Funky Tide 8
From this moment forward, the people's champion, the Shelby Sensation, the Reverse Apache Master, the man with the golden dick, Dr. Cock 'n' Balls, that Kenny Powers is now dead.
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