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Favorite Quote from Smokey and the Bandit...
Posted on 3/26/09 at 8:49 am
Posted on 3/26/09 at 8:49 am
Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Sheriff Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
Sheriff Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
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Posted on 3/26/09 at 8:50 am to STEVED00
Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
Posted on 3/26/09 at 8:53 am to CTexTiger
I'd like a diablo sandwich and a dr. pepper.
There is no way, that you can come from my loins
Excuse me sheriff, on the radio you sounded.....taller.
There is no way, that you can come from my loins
Excuse me sheriff, on the radio you sounded.....taller.
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:00 am to Choupique19
"What did he say?"
"Shut up, one shite at a time!"
"Shut up, one shite at a time!"
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:04 am to STEVED00
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:09 am to SPEEDY
SHUT YO arse!!!
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:14 am to SPEEDY
quote:
Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.
quote:
Buford T. Justice: Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:34 am to alajones
I'm going to BBQ yo arse in molasses!
Posted on 3/26/09 at 10:54 am to Nlea
'Get away from there Junior before ya get a herpes on ya'.
This post was edited on 3/26/09 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 3/26/09 at 1:07 pm to noladan
Bank wobber?? Bank wobbing is babyshit compared to what this dudes been doing" (Said with a mouthful of his diablo burger)
Posted on 3/26/09 at 1:23 pm to STEVED00
Buford: Them sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella.
Random extra: You alright Captain?
Captain: You see me movin' don't you.
Snowman: I gotta go over to Conyers and pick up a load of manure.
Buford: You can think about it........but don't do it.
Random extra: You alright Captain?
Captain: You see me movin' don't you.
Snowman: I gotta go over to Conyers and pick up a load of manure.
Buford: You can think about it........but don't do it.
Posted on 3/26/09 at 3:41 pm to BEAUXREGARD
Junior, you want anything? Hushpuppies daddy! Hushpuppies - we got no time for that crap!
Posted on 3/26/09 at 3:52 pm to Roach
quote:
I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only.
Posted on 3/26/09 at 5:24 pm to STEVED00
Jackie Gleason was funny as shite . Sumbitch
Posted on 3/26/09 at 5:30 pm to buddyboudreaux
You sounded a little bit taller on the radio. Buford reply to the black sheriff in the creek.
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:20 pm to lacajun069
Sumbitch
Posted on 3/26/09 at 9:26 pm to BackWoodsTiger
There is no way...no way that you come from my loins. As soon as we get home I'm punching your mama in the mouth.
Posted on 3/27/09 at 10:19 am to STEVED00
Hushpuppies, Daddy!
Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf
And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. This happens every time one of these dancin floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk figs
No Coozy is gonna leave me in no church. Decorating up a whole town, at the cost of forty dollars.
Right.
I can see her now. Running back up that isle. No she was dancing back up the isle. Knockers bouncing all over joint. Let go that wheel. Her arse was wiggling too.
Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf
And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. This happens every time one of these dancin floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk figs
No Coozy is gonna leave me in no church. Decorating up a whole town, at the cost of forty dollars.
Right.
I can see her now. Running back up that isle. No she was dancing back up the isle. Knockers bouncing all over joint. Let go that wheel. Her arse was wiggling too.
Posted on 3/27/09 at 11:35 am to LoneStarTiger
This is evidence!!!
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