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Home Alone 1 and 2, Who got the worst of it?

Posted on 11/22/21 at 9:50 am
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3569 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 9:50 am
Watching these with my 3 year old and he loves when Marv and Harry get beat up at the end. All he wants to watch is the ending.
It got me thinking, who got it worse, Marv or Harry?

Recap:
Home Alone 1

Marv: Shot in head with bb gun, slips down stairs, smashed face with iron, steps on nail, steps on ornaments, slips on toys, hit is face with paint can, spider on face, falls from second story with rope

Harry: Shot in nuts with bb gun, slips down stairs, burns hand on knob, burns head, glue and feathered, slips on toys, hit in face with paint can, trips over wire, hit in body with crowbar, falls from second story with rope


Home Alone 2

Marv: Hit in face with bricks, staple gun to nuts/nose/butt, falls 2/3 stories on face, slips on goo into shelves of paint, bag of flour to face, electrocuted, pipe to face, tool chest to body, falls 2/3 stories to ground

Harry: Flipped onto car, falls on back trying to grab ladder, tools fall on head, head on fire, face explosion in toilet, falls face first on ladder, pipe to face, tool chest to body, falls 2/3 stories to ground


If I had to pick, I think Harry had it worse in Home Alone 1 and Marv had it worse in Home Alone 2

What say you??
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 9:54 am
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7128 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 9:52 am to
Don't forget this.

Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3569 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 9:54 am to
Added...
Thank you sir
I knew I would miss something...

Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4583 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:02 am to
Marv's scream with the spider in 1 and when electrocuted in 2 get me every time. I always felt like Marv got it worse, but that could just be because Stern really played it up nicely.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4062 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:06 am to
Haven't watched them since I was a young teenager but I always felt that Marv had the worst stuff happen to him. He always had the funnier reactions too.
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 10:08 am
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102491 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:06 am to
Marv, the multiple bricks to the face from 3 or 4 stories up in Home Alone 2 seals it.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10536 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:07 am to
Definitely Marv
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16457 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:24 am to
Marv had a face made for getting hurt
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8352 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:25 am to
Toughest bastards to ever walk the face of the earth.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
70947 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:28 am to
the guy stepping on the nail barefoot hurts through the screen.

and in the sequel, getting hit with the bricks.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
19107 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 10:35 am to
I agree. The nail in the foot is the worst for me.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6446 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 11:41 am to
Marv barefoot on broken ornaments makes me cringe.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37629 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 11:58 am to
Marv and it isn't even close. He's lucky to be able to still walk around after all that

The part where he got electrocuted in 2 was no joke
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 11:59 am
Posted by LSUGent
Member since Jun 2011
2700 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:32 pm to
Marv just for the brick scene in HA 2
Posted by TigerAlumni2010
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4626 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:40 pm to
I always thought Marv had it worse as well.

Saw this a while back, thought it was really funny.

Honest Action Damage
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
70947 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:54 pm to
well that settles it

14 marv deaths

9 harry deaths
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20379 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:57 pm to
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Marv just for the brick scene in HA 2


Taking a bag of concrete mix to the face is way worse.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17939 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Taking a bag of concrete mix to the face is way worse.



The full cans of paint to the face always seemed like the worst to me
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20379 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

The full cans of paint to the face always seemed like the worst to me


While painful, not as bad as a 50lb bag hitting you from several stories up would at minimum break is neck.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
70947 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Honest Action Damage


damn! what a rabbit hole that is
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