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re: I just watched Sling Blade for the first time
Posted on 12/20/20 at 8:27 pm to Dubosed
Posted on 12/20/20 at 8:27 pm to Dubosed
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I picked up a kaiser blade that was sitting there by the screen door. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Got a long wood handle kinda like an ax handle with a long blade on it shaped kinda like a banana. Sharp on one edge and dull on the other'n. It's what the highway boys used to cut down weeds and whatnot. Well I went in the house and I hit Jesse Dixon upside the head with it, knocked him off my mother. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me, so I hit him again with it in the neck with the sharp edge and just plumb near cut his head off. Killed'im.
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Posted on 12/20/20 at 8:31 pm to tigerinthebueche
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I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade. Yes, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two.”
Loved this!
Posted on 12/20/20 at 8:32 pm to TankBoys32
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A cool movie connection is Billy Bob and the little kid he befriends in this movie play the Coach and QB in Friday Night Lights.
That’s Lucas Black. He also starred in NCIS New Orleans.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 8:45 pm to Backinthe615
And much love to Col. Bruce Hampton for next scene. Younglings look him up. 
While we’re at it on an LA forum, Daniel Lanois owned this & Friday Night Lights Score..
While we’re at it on an LA forum, Daniel Lanois owned this & Friday Night Lights Score.
. This post was edited on 12/20/20 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 12/20/20 at 9:04 pm to TulaneLSU
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The Apostle
I spent many of my early years in a Pentecostal church, with a country pastor and with some simple folk for a congregation, and I found almost all of the performances inauthentic, but especially Duvall's whenever he was preaching or praying. Came across as acting which you shouldn't notice.
Now if you want to see a spot-on pentecostal preacher impression, you tube Sam Kinison's ole preacher bit. (It's spot-on because he was an ex-pentecostal preacher!) Then go back and watch Duvall. He clearly fails to hit the right notes.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 9:56 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Soon? It's been out for 25 years.
Know something I don't?
Know something I don't?
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:10 pm to nateslu1
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:13 pm to nateslu1
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:55 pm to ItzMe1972
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:19 pm to nateslu1
Dwight Yoakam perfectly played maybe the biggest on-screen a-hole in the last 50 years.
Great movie
Great movie
Posted on 12/21/20 at 8:20 am to slinger1317
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Dwight Yoakam perfectly played maybe the biggest on-screen a-hole in the last 50 years.
I don't like wimpy arse kids and mental retards and she's got one of each livin' with her.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 8:57 am to tigerfan84
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I don't like wimpy arse kids and mental retards and she's got one of each livin' with her.
Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shite in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 9:00 am to boxcarbarney
"what am I supposed to do about supper while you're out running around with that fig?"
Posted on 12/21/20 at 12:06 pm to tigerfan84
Saw this gif earlier too and I can't stop dying laughing.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 12:22 pm to nateslu1
I like me some of them french fried potatoes with mustard. mmmm hmmmm
Posted on 12/21/20 at 12:34 pm to nateslu1
A funny story I forgot about:
A musician friend of mine played in BB’s bluegrass band for a while. He told me that they constantly bugged him to break out his Karl, to which he always politely declined.
One day in the confines of the tour bus he finally gave in and went into character. The transformation freaked them out so much they never asked him again.
A musician friend of mine played in BB’s bluegrass band for a while. He told me that they constantly bugged him to break out his Karl, to which he always politely declined.
One day in the confines of the tour bus he finally gave in and went into character. The transformation freaked them out so much they never asked him again.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 4:16 pm to nateslu1
I like mustard on my biscuits
Posted on 12/21/20 at 4:19 pm to razthecat
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I like mustard on my biscuits
I used to think it was a terrible idea until a buddy insisted I put some on a sausage biscuit. I obliged, and was pleasantly surprised.
I asked him where he got the idea. He said he tried it drunk as a skunk after watching Sling Blade.
I remember using the Carl soundboard off of ebaumsworld for prank calls in the early 2000's. Telling the local pet groomer, "I wanna be baptized" always came out with good results.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 4:22 pm to HempHead
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I asked him where he got the idea. He said he tried it drunk as a skunk after watching Sling Blade.
I've put some yellow mustard on a conecuh sausage biscuit and it was great. The key isn't to have a sweet biscuit, but a good buttermilk biscuit that is really crumbly, it is good.
And I still say "ain't got no gas in it" to various people.
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