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Kelly Capowski, Lisa Turtle and Jessica Spano
Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:32 pm
You have to Kill one, screw one, and marry one. GO!
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Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:32 pm to Strokemeister
Too easy man. Screw Kelly - the hottest. Marry Lisa - richest. Kill Jessie - you can watch one episode and understand why.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:39 pm to DestrehanTiger
I would screw Lisa, kill Jessie of course, and marry Capowski. Wouldn't want to spend that much time with Lisa. Kelly is marriage material.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:45 pm to Strokemeister
Kill Lisa, screw Spano, and marry Kapowski
Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:48 pm to Strokemeister
if i marry kelly can i keep screwing lisa?
Posted on 9/18/11 at 3:58 pm to S
quote:
if i marry kelly can i keep screwing lisa?
Of course. That's my reason for marrying kelly and screwing lisa. don't want to have to be around lisa all the time and hear about shoes and shopping.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 4:20 pm to DestrehanTiger
quote:
Too easy man. Screw Kelly - the hottest. Marry Lisa - richest. Kill Jessie -
Yeah this one was not very difficult at all.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 8:17 pm to RLDSC FAN
quote:
Kill Lisa, screw Spano, and marry Kapowski
Posted on 9/18/11 at 8:28 pm to Strokemeister
quote:
Capowski
You suck at SBTB.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 9:33 pm to CaptainsWafer
quote:
You suck at SBTB
Didn't know you were the SBTB Nazi.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 9:58 pm to DestrehanTiger
quote:this is the correct answer. And those of you calling Kelly "marriage material", were y'all even watching the show? She's a major whore who will inevitably cheat on you in an indiscrete manner and humiliate your family. She'll get bored with you and next thing you know, she's bangin a professor or a waiter at a local burger joint. Think it won't happen to you? It happened to Zack Morris, and you, sirs are no Zack Morrises.
Too easy man. Screw Kelly - the hottest. Marry Lisa - richest. Kill Jessie - you can watch one episode and understand why.
Posted on 9/18/11 at 11:37 pm to Jamohn
Kill-Jesse
Screw-Lisa
Marry-Kelly
Screw-Lisa
Marry-Kelly
Posted on 9/18/11 at 11:41 pm to Jamohn
quote:
And those of you calling Kelly "marriage material", were y'all even watching the show? She's a major whore who will inevitably cheat on you in an indiscrete manner and humiliate your family. She'll get bored with you and next thing you know, she's bangin a professor or a waiter at a local burger joint. Think it won't happen to you? It happened to Zack Morris, and you, sirs are no Zack Morrises.
Great post. She did all that in her younger years thou, most women will do that at that age. As she got older she was ready to settle down.Posted on 9/18/11 at 11:58 pm to RLDSC FAN
Hmmm... The ol' strategy of turning a ho into a housewife, eh? Not sure how that'll work out buddy.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 12:25 am to Strokemeister
People saying that
That won't last long.
I want a girl with substance. Give me Jessie over Kelly for a wife any day.
quote:is marriage material are only saying this because they want a trophy wife. They need that self-esteem boost.
Kelly Capowski
That won't last long.
I want a girl with substance. Give me Jessie over Kelly for a wife any day.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 12:52 am to Strokemeister
quote:
Too easy man. Screw Kelly - the hottest. Marry Lisa - richest. Kill Jessie
Without even thinking.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 3:15 am to Strokemeister
Kill- Kelly. Sorry babe, but you would give a simple man the most problems.
Screw- Jesse. No brainer IMO.
Marry- Lisa. She has the cash and is so stuck up she would never suspect you would be a killer or a cheat.
Screw- Jesse. No brainer IMO.
Marry- Lisa. She has the cash and is so stuck up she would never suspect you would be a killer or a cheat.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 6:56 am to RLDSC FAN
quote:And get fat.
As she got older she was ready to settle down.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 6:58 am to Strokemeister
This should be really easy for anyone that has seen Showgirls. frick Jessie, marry Kelly, and kill Lisa.
Posted on 9/19/11 at 7:08 am to Strokemeister
Kapowski with a C? Really?
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