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Macgruber appreciation thread. What did you think of his eulogies?

Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67826 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:12 pm
Most underrated comedy of all time.

Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?

MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.

Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.

MacGruber: Thanks.





Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49041 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:15 pm to
Needs a sequel
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2313 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:15 pm to
I've never laughed harder in a theater. That sex scene
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67826 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:17 pm to
Will Forte never gets the credit he deserves but he's hilarious in just about everything he's in. He's was brilliant on SNL and his cameos on Tim and Eric are always great.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7912 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:33 pm to
Enjoyed the movie. It gave us this gem of a gif...

Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:52 pm to
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Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4759 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:03 pm to
Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.

You're looking pretty good yourself.

Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.

You and your dick comments.

It's fun to say them.

It's fun to hear them.

That's why I say them.

And that's why I listen.

I quote this with one of my buddies pretty often. And the celery in the arse trick? Priceless. I also love the part where he makes that "bomb" out of the tennis ball.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:19 pm to
If ripping throats gets that warhead back then I'll suck as many dicks as I...uh....I'll rip as many throats as I have to. Did you hear that?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
116962 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:25 pm to
Your companion is a beautiful young woman.
Thank you.
I hope you enjoy being date raped.
This is my daughter.
Sorry. He killed my wife.
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