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Macgruber appreciation thread. What did you think of his eulogies?
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:12 pm
Most underrated comedy of all time.
Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?
MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.
MacGruber: Thanks.

Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?
MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.
MacGruber: Thanks.



Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:15 pm to Breesus
I've never laughed harder in a theater. That sex scene 

Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:17 pm to Cregg
Will Forte never gets the credit he deserves but he's hilarious in just about everything he's in. He's was brilliant on SNL and his cameos on Tim and Eric are always great.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:33 pm to Breesus
Enjoyed the movie. It gave us this gem of a gif...



Posted on 5/7/18 at 10:52 pm to Breesus
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Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:03 pm to Breesus
Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
You're looking pretty good yourself.
Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
You and your dick comments.
It's fun to say them.
It's fun to hear them.
That's why I say them.
And that's why I listen.
I quote this with one of my buddies pretty often. And the celery in the arse trick? Priceless. I also love the part where he makes that "bomb" out of the tennis ball.
You're looking pretty good yourself.
Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
You and your dick comments.
It's fun to say them.
It's fun to hear them.
That's why I say them.
And that's why I listen.
I quote this with one of my buddies pretty often. And the celery in the arse trick? Priceless. I also love the part where he makes that "bomb" out of the tennis ball.
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:19 pm to Breesus
If ripping throats gets that warhead back then I'll suck as many dicks as I...uh....I'll rip as many throats as I have to. Did you hear that?
Posted on 5/7/18 at 11:25 pm to Breesus
Your companion is a beautiful young woman.
Thank you.
I hope you enjoy being date raped.
This is my daughter.
Sorry. He killed my wife.
Thank you.
I hope you enjoy being date raped.
This is my daughter.
Sorry. He killed my wife.
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