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Mike Damone from Fast Times: the biggest loser in high school movie history

Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
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Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:42 pm
Dude was the ultimate piece of shite in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

The guy sold/scalped concert tickets usually ripping people off
He served as a bookie on the side
He fricked his best friend's girlfriend
Got he pregnant and resumed to help for the abortion
Then said he would drive her to the clinic but backed out at the last minute.

Dude seriously was a little prick

This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 2:56 pm
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73499 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:46 pm to
plus he was like 5'1
Posted by 3XTiger
backwoods
Member since Jul 2004
1514 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:47 pm to
Damn I think you are right.
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36165 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

plus he was like 5'1


And was a two pump chump when he fricked Stacy in the room by their pool.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31000 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:50 pm to
What about these guys?






ETA: I think I'd go with Damone for biggest loser though...these guys were just jerks, but not losers.
This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 2:54 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117180 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:52 pm to
He did get checked when the football player pulled up and he was all like "that's my man" and the football player just blew him off.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52673 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:54 pm to
quote:


ETA: I think I'd go with Damone for biggest loser though
at least he got some
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10530 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

What about these guys?


you calling the leader of the kobra kai a loser?

And well we really don't have enough info on Troy. He was an a-hole, but a loser may be a stretch
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36165 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:57 pm to
Johnny Lawrence was a fricking saint compared to Damone.

You think he would have fricked Dutch's girl ?
He was a black belt and had self discipline
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31000 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:58 pm to
Johnny Lawrence may not be a loser, but just an a-hole. Troy on the other hand, had is Letter jacket sent back to him up the well. Was it Troy that blew up on the shitter too, and cried for his Daddy?
This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Hulk Hogan
Member since Jun 2008
2470 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 2:59 pm to
Rick from "The Last American Virgin " is up there too.

Rick gets Karen pregnant(Gary's crush) ,then leaves her. Let's Gary pay for her abortion. (Gary sells most of his possessions and borrows money from his boss.) Then allows Gary to nurse her back to health. Then steals her back from Gary during her Birthday party.

This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:00 pm to
...his problem was he lived by "the attitude" and don't call Damone if he's watching TV eating cereal when you really need his help...because he's (world-weary sigh) "really pretty busy."

Just know that all these characters were based on real students in the high school where Crowe went undercover.

Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36165 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:02 pm to
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Rick gets Karen pregnant(Gary's crush) after they have sex. Then he leaves her. Let's Gary pay for her abortion. Gary sells most of his possessions and borrows money from his boss. Then allows Gary to nurse her back to health. Then steals her back from Gary during her irthday party.


Was he in high school during all of this?

I've never seen this movie.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
85254 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:02 pm to
Biff Tannen
Posted by Hulk Hogan
Member since Jun 2008
2470 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:02 pm to
Yes
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10530 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Johnny Lawrence may not be a loser, but just an a-hole


you call him a-hole, i call him competitor
This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31000 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:04 pm to
I got one to give Damone a run for his money:

Chet from Weird Science


quote:

Chet: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shite!"
This post was edited on 3/14/12 at 3:13 pm
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Yes



I thought of the guy from Last American Virgin too


more than Damone, dude was a ticket scalper after all, that is a positive
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36165 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Biff Tannen


Biff does have attempted rape but other than that he wasn't too bad.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
8565 posts
Posted on 3/14/12 at 3:16 pm to
Mike was a walking sleeze ball where at least Rick had looks which bimbos like Karen could fall for...
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