New season (7) of Temptation Island started this week

Man the girls are super disappointing. Yikes. And the dudes aren’t that good looking either. The Asian girlfriend is the best looking. Then black chick, she’s super cute. Then white chick but she’s meh. Then tatted chick is just bad…she’s borderline unattractive.

Hania and Ash are already doomed. You can tell in the first five seconds of their interactions on camera. He wants an open relationship and she’s moving to NYC. They are only here to party before they break up.

Outside chance that Edgar is gay. That relationship just feels fake as frick. And he looks like he’s 15.

I say it every season but Hawaii is fricking gorgeous. Damn. I love all the scenery they show.

Lacelles and Ashley. Testing their love. Seven years together. What the hell for? If you’re in love then you’re in love. Stupid. I still contend that nobody in a good relationship ever would touch the show.

Luke and Iris (Asian). “Luke is the one.” Yet they’re on the show. Trust issues and he’s kinda cheated before (she found texts). She hopes she doesn’t want to lose him. They seem doomed.

As usual, the guys are anxious/excited to meet the singles and the girls are nervous as frick. Seems like there are usually more than just 12 singles…are there fewer this season? And the whole intro thing where they give their cheesiest lines is so cringey.

Single Liv is a 22 year old rollerskater? That’s not a job, wtf?

So Luke has been texting with other girls nonstop the whole time he’s with Iris. Hahaa. That’s great. Of course he’s gonna cheat and she’s may end up still leaving with him anyway.

Hania introduces Ash as his friend when he gets hit on by other girls. Of course he does.

I love therapist Mark. He says all the shite to just get into the couples’ heads.

I know the season preview is heavily edited to make you think things, but it seems like damn near everybody cheats. Hahaa.

Way too early predictions:
- Edgar and Jillian have both cheated before. AND they are allowing kissing. Awesome. They are done. She seems to already regret coming on the show for sure.
- Hania and Ash are done before it even starts. They are borderline breaking up already and kinda feels like they came on the show to do just that.
- Lacelles and Ashley. She’s already crying about some dude she met on day one. I love how they both tell each other “You are the love of my life” yet they are on fricking Temptation Island.
- Luke and Iris. They seem done before it starts too. He can’t wait to say goodbye to her and get to the singles.

Every one of these people are so impossibly broken...

Most were on Fox, back in the day.

I’ll watch but this cast looks terrible. Awful.

The black girl with the freckles who's in a couple is cute, but she appears to be more than a little bit of a dingbat.

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The black girl with the freckles who's in a couple is cute, but she appears to be more than a little bit of a dingbat.

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Yeah I agree. I didn’t get that vibe last week but I see it this week.

Ash: “I enjoy making contact with Taylor.” What the frick? Who talks like that, weirdo. They came to the island to break up IMO, and maybe gain some social media followers or something like that. It’s night two and Ash is sleeping with this dude and making out in bed. And she pretends to be nervous about Hania?

“His body is very different than Hania’s..”

So their date is paragliding……with some random paragliding expert? What a terrible first date. It should be something they can do actually together.

This surfer idiot with Ashley is awful. And she was dumb enough to pick him. You don’t see many black chicks with freckles, it’s different.

This Trace chick getting jealous already should be a gigantic red flag for Lascelles.

Gillian is gonna 100% fall for this Tommy dude. And she’s only 21. And we’ve seen her being up Edgar’s cheating but they did say before that they both cheated. I wonder if that will come up.

This show is so hilarious. Every single just says the right things.
“My boyfriend doesn’t appreciate me.”
“Well I appreciate you.”

“My girlfriend doesn’t give me credit for opening up.”
“We’ll I give you credit. I’m impressed.”

Just repeat what they say, easy peezy. It reminds me of this scene:


Mark is hyping Luke up on it being okay thst he always texts other girls behind his girl’s back. Hahaa.

If Edgar is frozen at his girl talking to someone about a ring he’s not gonna be able to handle this. And that ring “means the world to him,” but he gave it to her because he cheated. And here we go…she was texting explicit texts to her ex for “several months.”

The best part of this show is Mark. He is masterful at stirring the pot.

Watching all the guys boo-hoo that their GFs were making connections with the singles, after the bonfire was peak schadenfreude.

Hania and his man-panties have got to go. Pining for an open relationship, then getting weepy when he sees his GF climb into bed with another dude is weak. It's only a matter of hours until Ashley fricks surfer dude.

Lascelles needs to run from that twig "model" girl with the continental African looks. She's a bunny boiler.

shite, I didn't realize you weren't watching it the night of. Sorry about that.

I enjoy this show. Wife won’t watch it. Cracks me up how delusional some of the cast are about their “growth”.

All I know is that if your significant other tells you that they want to go on TI, either go straight to couple's counseling, just break up on the spot, or go along with it for the buffet of singles. There's zero chance at salvaging your relationship, otherwise.

Some of these girls are too young to have pancake boobs (Ash).

Speaking of her, though. She and Hania have been together a year and a half, part of which she already left Austin for NYC and they're trying the long distance thing. If you're already trying the Temptation Island last ditch after 18 months, that relationship has no prospects for survival.