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So, did Jordan molest Mitch in Real Genius?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:28 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:28 am
Clearly, Mitch was 15 in that movie. They said it several times, so that's confirmed. The question is, how old was Jordan? I guess it's possible that she was also a kid genius who was maybe 17 or so, but that would just be an assumption. Her age was never stated. It's far more possible that she was at least 18, being a non-freshman college student.
In fact, if Chris is a senior, he likely hangs out with other seniors, for the most part, so she could have been as old as 21 or 22, older if she was a grad student.
So that's it. We all witnessed simulated, implied child pornography on a 15 year old minor, and Jordan is a sex offender. They just slid that one right by is, and we all collectively said "awwwwww" when it happened, didn't we? Awwwwww, she's about to have sex with a child. fricking perverts.
In fact, if Chris is a senior, he likely hangs out with other seniors, for the most part, so she could have been as old as 21 or 22, older if she was a grad student.
So that's it. We all witnessed simulated, implied child pornography on a 15 year old minor, and Jordan is a sex offender. They just slid that one right by is, and we all collectively said "awwwwww" when it happened, didn't we? Awwwwww, she's about to have sex with a child. fricking perverts.
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:35 am to UL-SabanRival
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So, did Jordan molest Mitch
at that point it's called rape, not molestation
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simulated, implied child pornography
....ok
Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:42 am to UL-SabanRival
That fake mustache made him look at least 17.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 7:47 am to UL-SabanRival
Its was the 80's. Things like that didn't matter.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:02 am to SlowFlowPro
Okay, so it was rape. I prefer molestation because it sounds funnier, but whatever.
Also, what do you think are the chances that two college guys, one 15, could sneak into a top secret military installation?
Also, what do you think are the chances that two college guys, one 15, could sneak into a top secret military installation?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:03 am to UL-SabanRival
her age is ambiguous
but i think by the way Mitch ends up in a nightclub in Reseda, CA hitting on girls for money and getting punched in the face, that college did not go well
but i think by the way Mitch ends up in a nightclub in Reseda, CA hitting on girls for money and getting punched in the face, that college did not go well
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:04 am to UL-SabanRival
quote:Regular guys - 0%
Also, what do you think are the chances that two college guys, one 15, could sneak into a top secret military installation?
Real geniuses - 100%
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:06 am to Scruffy
As they would say on the OT......
NICE. Great job Mitch.
NICE. Great job Mitch.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:08 am to TigerMyth36
And for the record, the actress was 23 and he was 15 so......
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:09 am to TigerMyth36
But he had the mind of a 50 year old.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:22 am to Pilot Tiger
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but i think by the way Mitch ends up in a nightclub in Reseda, CA hitting on girls for money and getting punched in the face, that college did not go well
No, Mitch is clearly a Jewish prince. He interned for Yahoo at the age of 18 and within three years, he was the CEO. You know, like the kid from Sportscenter.
Chris Knight, on the other hand, kept alienating himself from employers with his youthful impudence and was forced to work as a hacker for the only people who would employ him, drug dealers. But, he couldn't stop mouthing off and throwing confusing, pithy comments at them, so they crammed him into a stack of tires, doused him with diesel fuel and burned him alive.
They recorded his horrifying screams for mercy and have sampled them into rap songs for decades. If you listen really close, you can hear him scream "I promise I'll suck your dick, DeSean!" in the background of Rollin Out My Bidness by Ludacris.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:24 am to Scruffy
Isn't amazing how Rape was no big deal in the 80's? Search on Youtube for the music video for Ghostbusters. Think about movies like Big, Weird Science. Hell, Pretty In Pink's Jake Ryan had to be 18, while Molly Ringwald was a freshman. Jakes Girlfriend and AMH?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:30 am to elprez00
Heck. Go back to the 70s. An uncut copy of Pretty Baby might land you in jail today. 
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:39 am to elprez00
What about Blame it on Rio, the whacky, heartwarming story of a 40 year old man who bones his best friend's 16 year old daughter?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:45 am to elprez00
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and Jordan is a sex offender
is it implied they have sex in the movie? i was too busy remembering all the cool lines.
i know she gets jealous at one point he mentions that he'd much rather "make it" with her but do they ever actually go there?
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Big
no argument there. total unintentional statutory.
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Weird Science
lisa never has sex with them. right? they can't even get naked in the shower.
my memory sucks tho.
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Pretty In Pink's Jake Ryan had to be 18
all that's said is that he's a senior i don't know if he's 18. that's sixteen candles though.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:51 am to TDTGodfather
Yes, at the end, I think they hook up, and even though it's not sex, they make out at the indoor beach party with the cosmetology school girls.
Lisa does have sex with Wyatt at the end of Weird Science, but if you're going to go after Big, you also have to concede that Lisa is technically not even one year old.
So basically, Wyatt is into newborn porn.
Eta- in PiP, it's Blaine. Blaine the child monster.
Lisa does have sex with Wyatt at the end of Weird Science, but if you're going to go after Big, you also have to concede that Lisa is technically not even one year old.
So basically, Wyatt is into newborn porn.
Eta- in PiP, it's Blaine. Blaine the child monster.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 9:17 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:53 am to UL-SabanRival
And of course, everyone's favorite, Otter fricking a 13 year old in Animal House.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:05 am to UL-SabanRival
My Tutor and Private Lessons couldn't be made today without some script changes.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:17 am to TigerMyth36
I remember Private Lessons, but I can't remember the other one.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:22 am to UL-SabanRival
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What about Blame it on Rio, the whacky, heartwarming story of a 40 year old man who bones his best friend's 16 year old daughter?
Yes, but in his defense, Michelle Johnson was ridiculously hot.
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