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Game of Thrones star Thor Björnsson has married girlfriend Kelsey Henson.

The actor, 29, confirmed the happy news on Instagram on Saturday, treating fans to a black and white photo from his big day.

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And clearly on cloud nine from their nuptials, Thor - known as 'The Mountain' on the hit HBO series - was seen gushing about his wife and their future together, as he penned: 'It is with great pleasure that I now get to call Kelsey Morgan Henson my wife!'

He's gonna crush that pussy.

Crush it, LIKE THIS!!!

lol Seriously, though. She will die soon.

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Posted by Mo Jeaux

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:12 pm to blueboy

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The actor, 29

Dude looks like he's 40.

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Posted by LSUDonMCO

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:15 pm to Mo Jeaux

That's like a great dane banging a Chiuahau! He may poke a hole in her Cervix

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Posted by Green Chili Tiger

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:00 pm to blueboy

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Posted by Decisions

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:03 pm to blueboy

Thank god for C-sections today. There’s no way in hell she’d survive having HIS kids.

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Posted by Floating Change Up

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:04 pm to blueboy

Why does it look like he's naked and jacking off in this pic?

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Posted by prostyleoffensetime

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:28 pm to Floating Change Up

You don’t get naked when you jack off?

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Posted by iwyLSUiwy

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:36 pm to Floating Change Up

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Why does it look like he's naked and jacking off in this pic?

Mainly bc you cant see any of his clothes and his hand is right where his dick is.

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Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 2:43 pm to Mo Jeaux

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Dude looks like he's 40.

Steroids.

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Posted by 225bred

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 2:48 pm to blueboy

She's a smokeshow, and he's a grotesque looking animal

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 2:49 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer

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Posted by Fewer Kilometers

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:26 pm to Floating Change Up

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Why does it look like he's naked and jacking off in this pic?

BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY.

(And he's naked and jacking off.)

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Posted by Spock's Eyebrow

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:29 pm to blueboy

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Game of Thrones star Thor Björnsson

Anyone know his nationality? I can't pick up anything about his heritage from his name.

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Posted by TigerstuckinMS

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:31 pm to blueboy

You think he has to wrap her up in duct tape so she doesn't explode when they bone?

The logistics are mind-boggling.

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Posted by Fewer Kilometers

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:41 pm to TigerstuckinMS

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The logistics are mind-boggling.

She gets on top.

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Posted by LarryCLE

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 3:54 pm to blueboy

Hopefully sunscreen is on their gift registry.

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Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:04 pm to LarryCLE

Why is everyone assuming this dude is hung like a Moose?

Most big guys and bodybuilders apparently are hung like a pimple as Howard Stern would say.

(Roids do that; lots and lots of roids. And this dude looks like he has taken a ton.)

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Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:20 pm to blueboy

So the question looms...

Does he have a small wiener or does she have a cavern vag?

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Posted by vodkacop

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:43 pm to blueboy

As big a difference as the cheerleader and Wladimir Klitschko? She was 5' in heels and he is 6'6

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Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa

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Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:46 pm to vodkacop

I knew a guy who was 6'4" and about 300 pounds and his wife was 5'0" or maybe smaller.

This seems to be a thing.

Like the skinny short guy who seems to always have the big fat girlfriend.

I guess opposites do attract or one side is compensating.

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