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The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:04 am
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:04 am
Watched this for the first time last night. All I gotta say is wtf? What was the purpose of it besides making me feel better about myself? And yes I know it's 10 years old and I'm way late to the Jesco party.
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
1662 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:10 am to
"CPS took her baby!!"
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58719 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:18 am to
YOU AINT GOT NO FIESTAS!?!?


ETA Where did you watch it? Looked for it about a month back and couldn’t find it.
This post was edited on 12/11/19 at 9:20 am
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19354 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:23 am to
I had a friend come over who had bought it on YouTube for $2.99 and we watched it. As infuriating as it is, they had some solid quotes in there.

When the kid goes "Dennis is THIS" and throws up the middle fingers

And then at Taco Bell when he asked if they had mozzarella sticks
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34533 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:13 am to
Sadly a lot of people live like this in Appalachia/the delta and other poverty ridden areas

Edit: and like the Whites... they produce nothing but generations of trash
This post was edited on 12/11/19 at 10:20 am
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
470 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:25 am to
In order to understand this film (documentary?), it helps to have seen "Outlaw Dancer" a PBS documentary made in (approx) 1991. It introduced Jessco White, his wife Norma, and his crazy clan. After seeing the PBS show, it was hard to imagine the family sinking much lower on the measuring stick of white trash. However, as I've learned from watching others, when you think a person/family/situation has hit rock bottom, never underestimate the ability of those involved to produce pickaxes and shovels, and for them to continue digging. The Wild & Wonderful Whites is a perfect example of this axiom.
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:51 am to
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28706 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 10:54 am to
I love this documentary so much.
Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2306 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 11:13 am to
Ah "The Dancing outlaw" hisself.

"I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck. I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' them eggs a lil' bit better than what you're fryin' em. I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs."

Hillbilly wedding vows
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9931 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 11:25 am to
“I want a steak and cheese fajita with cheese and steak only”

“We don’t have fajitas”

“You don’t have fiestas?”

“What?

“Why’s it on the sign if you don’t have it?”

“Are you talking about Gorditas?”

“Y’all got mozzarella cheese sticks?”
This post was edited on 12/11/19 at 11:30 am
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56228 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 11:42 am to
This is the Boone County mating call!

*shakes bottle of xanax*
Posted by JescoWhite
Ripped Out Of The Frame
Member since Jul 2011
789 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:00 pm to
Thank you all for the kind words.

Keep punchin', fightin', and frickin'

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
33813 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:55 pm to
Just some light hearted wtf humor about some crazy train wreck people with an interesting backstory. No need to over think it.
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

This is the Boone County mating call!

*shakes bottle of xanax*


Probably my favorite line


Kirk: Now like if you started some shite with me, it would be, I'd like, I'd fight you.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:03 pm to
I still rattle pill bottles and say "BOONE COUNTY MATIN' CALL!"
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7063 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 3:44 pm to
My dad's side of the family is from Prenter, Boone County WV. Hillbilly/whitetrash side skipped myself and my siblings though. I'd be more scared going to Boone County than I would be going to Compton CA. during the Rodney King riots.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4583 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 7:15 pm to
"Sue Bob wit da titties!?"
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24125 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:04 pm to
Ah the memories, one of the first things I ever watched on Netflix..
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
37279 posts
Posted on 12/11/19 at 9:26 pm to
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