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re: There's Something About Mary has aged really well
Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:18 am to AURaptor
Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:18 am to AURaptor
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Add this to the list of movies everyone else liked but I just didn't care for.
I’m actually with you on this. I didn’t hate it, and I definitely had a few laughs, but people revered it, and I never really got into it.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:25 am to Thracken13
How’d you get the beans above the franks?
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 11:33 am
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:37 am to NawlinsTiger9
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There's Something About Mary
A lot funnier than that crap the Hangover.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:39 am to NawlinsTiger9
“We had this one kid, Mongo, had a forehead like a drive in movie theatre”
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:48 am to nes2010
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Highway rest areas, they’re the bath houses of the 90’s for many, many, many, many gay men.
“Why would you say that? To me?”
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:56 am to NawlinsTiger9
It's one of my all time favorite comedies. Great cast and yea, Cameron Diaz was smokin' hot. 

Posted on 8/9/20 at 12:33 pm to NawlinsTiger9
"'HOW'S MY STOMACH TASTE'!, she asks".
Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
The hell with that - nobody's going to tell me who I can and can't talk to.

Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
The hell with that - nobody's going to tell me who I can and can't talk to.

Posted on 8/9/20 at 12:56 pm to NawlinsTiger9
Most Ben Stiller comedies do if not all
Posted on 8/9/20 at 6:42 pm to NawlinsTiger9
You heard about that? Christ Ted, I was only 7 towns over.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 6:54 pm to TigerLunatik
We used to quote lines from this scene...
Hitchhiker:
You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted:
Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker:
Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted:
Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker:
Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted:
I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker:
Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted:
You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker:
If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted:
That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker:
No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted:
That - good point.
Hitchhiker:
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted:
Why?
Hitchhiker:
'Cause you're f***in' fired!
Hitchhiker:
You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted:
Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker:
Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted:
Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker:
Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted:
I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker:
Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted:
You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker:
If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted:
That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker:
No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted:
That - good point.
Hitchhiker:
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted:
Why?
Hitchhiker:
'Cause you're f***in' fired!
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:00 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
So you haven’t seen her in 13 years and she had her phone disconnected.
Yeah, real chums
Yeah, real chums
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:25 pm to NawlinsTiger9

So many funny parts and a good cast. I loved seeing Keith David in it.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:44 pm to NawlinsTiger9
"Cough it up Chompers".
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:02 pm to mametoo
He was masturbating! He was masturbating!
Posted on 8/10/20 at 12:59 am to AURaptor
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Add this to the list of movies everyone else liked but I just didn't care for.
Same here. It’s just ok.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 1:07 am to DaleGribble
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There's Something About Mary, Kingpin, and Me, Myself, and Irene were all great. Not sure what happened to the Farelly brothers after that.
Outside Providence was okay. But all of their films that I've seen(other than those four) haven't been very funny.
Have you not seen Dumb and Dumber?
Posted on 8/10/20 at 1:55 am to johnnydrama
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Have you not seen Dumb and Dumber?
Totally forgot that they made that one. That's an incredibly strong 5 film run. It'd be great to see them return to form.
I liked their combination of making raunchy comedies that also had a little bit of heart to them. Kingpin and Me, Myself, and Irene are pretty underrated,imo.
Posted on 8/10/20 at 6:05 am to biglego
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Same here. It’s just ok.
I liked it a lot back then, but unlike the OP, I think that it has not aged well.
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