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Underrated King of the Hill quotes
Posted on 7/1/23 at 7:39 am
Posted on 7/1/23 at 7:39 am
Been doing a re-watch of random episodes on Hulu.
We all know the obvious quotes that people know, but there's so much good shite that gets missed.
Season 2 episode 1
Hank taking Bobby to the gun club for the first time.
Bobby: I always thought this was a crack house.
After Hank tells Bobby that they're not participating in the gun competition.
Bobby to Peggy: I made dad not love guns anymore.
Peggy: Oh Bobby that's not true. Your father's love for guns is unconditional.
We all know the obvious quotes that people know, but there's so much good shite that gets missed.
Season 2 episode 1
Hank taking Bobby to the gun club for the first time.
Bobby: I always thought this was a crack house.
After Hank tells Bobby that they're not participating in the gun competition.
Bobby to Peggy: I made dad not love guns anymore.
Peggy: Oh Bobby that's not true. Your father's love for guns is unconditional.
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Posted on 7/1/23 at 7:51 am to HeLeakin
When khan and his wife are sneaking into hanks house to play redneck
Khan: "ooo come over here redneck lady. You look sexy to me like propane tank"
Khan: "ooo come over here redneck lady. You look sexy to me like propane tank"
Posted on 7/1/23 at 8:00 am to HeLeakin
Peggy and Hank talking about the cop who pulls Hank over to hit on him:
Peggy: “oh my god Hank…were you….flirting?!”
Hank: Flirting?! No I didn’t even MENTION that I work in propane!”
Peggy: “oh my god Hank…were you….flirting?!”
Hank: Flirting?! No I didn’t even MENTION that I work in propane!”
This post was edited on 7/1/23 at 8:01 am
Posted on 7/1/23 at 9:21 am to HeLeakin
When Peggy tells Hank's dad to walk towards the light when he's on his deathbed is pretty amusing to me
Posted on 7/1/23 at 9:26 am to FredBear
"Here Bobby. This is a carburetor. Take it apart and put it back together again until you're normal"
Posted on 7/1/23 at 9:33 am to HeLeakin
Khan talking to the police about Dale, "Arrest this man for reckless redneckitude." 
This post was edited on 7/1/23 at 9:42 am
Posted on 7/1/23 at 10:40 am to ISEN_AG
I so need to binge watch this show again.
Posted on 7/1/23 at 11:04 am to HeLeakin
Bug Gribble: Oh my gosh!! Little Hanky Hill! What are you doing here? Wait.. are you gay?
Hank: What!? No! I sell propane!
Cashier at Frozen Cow: Let’s get you signed up for our rewards club. Hank, what’s your social?
Hank: How dare you!
Cotton Hill to Peggy: There’s only one way you’re gonna make that kind of money but you’re 20 years too old and 30 lbs too skinny.
Hank: (after rumor spreads around that he releases a boa constrictor into the sewer) I’m getting more weird looks around town than that bank teller that’s in between genders
Hank: A kid with a tool in each hand doesn’t have an extra one to put drugs in.
Principal Moss: They’ll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough!
Principal Moss talking to a school board official: Is this about “No Child Left Behind”? We haven’t failed a student in years. We pass everybody around here!
Hank In reference to the goth witchcraft guy: Bobby you don’t need to a crystal ball to see Ward’s future. He’s gonna live with his mother till she dies and probably for a few weeks after.
Gilber: Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy. I knew him……. Briefly.
Hank: What!? No! I sell propane!
Cashier at Frozen Cow: Let’s get you signed up for our rewards club. Hank, what’s your social?
Hank: How dare you!
Cotton Hill to Peggy: There’s only one way you’re gonna make that kind of money but you’re 20 years too old and 30 lbs too skinny.
Hank: (after rumor spreads around that he releases a boa constrictor into the sewer) I’m getting more weird looks around town than that bank teller that’s in between genders
Hank: A kid with a tool in each hand doesn’t have an extra one to put drugs in.
Principal Moss: They’ll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough!
Principal Moss talking to a school board official: Is this about “No Child Left Behind”? We haven’t failed a student in years. We pass everybody around here!
Hank In reference to the goth witchcraft guy: Bobby you don’t need to a crystal ball to see Ward’s future. He’s gonna live with his mother till she dies and probably for a few weeks after.
Gilber: Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy. I knew him……. Briefly.
This post was edited on 7/1/23 at 11:27 am
Posted on 7/1/23 at 11:16 am to HeLeakin
Hank to Bobby who is joining a Christian rock act: Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock'n'roll worse?
Hank: Bobby I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Hank: Bobby if you weren't my son I'd hug you.
Peggy: Did a woman ruin the Supreme Court?
Hank: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
Hank: Bobby I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Hank: Bobby if you weren't my son I'd hug you.
Peggy: Did a woman ruin the Supreme Court?
Hank: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.
This post was edited on 7/1/23 at 11:25 am
Posted on 7/1/23 at 11:22 am to rebelrouser
Dale: "I think, therefore you are."
Posted on 7/1/23 at 11:49 am to HeLeakin
"I live in constant fear of the day Joseph can finally take down his old man. If I were him I'd do it while I was sleepin. Best chance he's got. Although I've recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open. God am I tired."
Posted on 7/1/23 at 12:13 pm to HeLeakin
Cotton Hill pulls into driveway and gets out of the car to a sobbing Peggy working in flower beds.
“Hey there hanks wife. Whatcha cryin fer? Gotcha monthlys? I’m here for Vee Eff Dubya meetin and pancake supperrrr. So I need ya to whip me up some pancakes, coupla hunnerd will do, and as much syrup as ya gots.”
—Cotton Hill
“Hey there hanks wife. Whatcha cryin fer? Gotcha monthlys? I’m here for Vee Eff Dubya meetin and pancake supperrrr. So I need ya to whip me up some pancakes, coupla hunnerd will do, and as much syrup as ya gots.”
—Cotton Hill
This post was edited on 7/1/23 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 7/1/23 at 12:30 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
"Here Bobby. This is a carburetor. Take it apart and put it back together again until you're normal"
Saw that episode the other day.Posted on 7/1/23 at 7:57 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Boomhauer whooping crane
"Dang thing go WWOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOTTTT. In that ice chest right there. Dang big mistake there"
"Dang thing go WWOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOTTTT. In that ice chest right there. Dang big mistake there"
Posted on 7/1/23 at 8:21 pm to HeLeakin
Guy asked me if I wanted honey mustard, I almost took a swing at him
Posted on 7/1/23 at 8:42 pm to HeLeakin
Anyone else read all these in the appropriate voices?
Hank: An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!
Hank: An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!
This post was edited on 7/1/23 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 7/1/23 at 9:06 pm to HeLeakin
"Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you right now."
Posted on 7/1/23 at 9:09 pm to HeLeakin
Dallas? That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.
Posted on 7/1/23 at 9:58 pm to rebelrouser
quote:
Hank to Bobby who is joining a Christian rock act: Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock'n'roll worse?
Came here to post this one but I’ll do another from the same episode.
Hip your pastor: “Do you not think God’s at the skating park?”
Hank: “I’m sure God’s at a lot of places he doesn’t want to be”.
Posted on 7/1/23 at 10:04 pm to arktiger28
Hank: “Now just in case I’m incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man’s heart with a downed power line?”
Bobby: “No.”
Hank: “Well, there’s really no wrong way to do it…”
Bobby: “No.”
Hank: “Well, there’s really no wrong way to do it…”
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