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What If? Harley Quinn Vs Black Widow

Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:50 am
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
8931 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:50 am
After watching the new Suicide Squad, I watched "Birds of Prey", which I never got around to when it came out, and I wasn't aware how much bad-arse fighting Harley did in her stand alone movie.

I normally don't get into the "Vs" discussions but my hypocrisy only goes so far (shameless Doc Holiday quote)


After watching Harley and Natasha's fights, I have no doubt that Harley Quinn absolutely destroys Black Widow. Nat needs her guns and tech to supplement her fighting while Harley uses what ever she has. If she has no weapons she's bad arse with her bare hands and feet. Also, Harley will fight much dirtier that Black Widow will.

Also, if Harley get a little cocaine in her she becomes a berserker.


Harley



Black Widow

This post was edited on 8/14/21 at 10:18 am
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102491 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:51 am to
Fighting isn't what I want to see them do together.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13886 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:56 am to
Harley Quinn has the ultimate weapon in every comic she's in: plot armor.

In some versions, she has super strength from Poison Ivy somehow, but mostly her super power is favorable writing.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33112 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:58 am to
Is jell-o, mud, or pudding involved?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80035 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:07 am to
Let’s see them scissor
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
989 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:13 am to
Not a single picture, thanks for nothing!
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
8931 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Not a single picture, thanks for nothing!


FIFY
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37139 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:35 am to
In my fanfic, Harley usually ends up on top.
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Harley Quinn has the ultimate weapon in every comic she's in: plot armor.


This. I'm no DC comic guy, so please fill me in, but isn't her backstory simply that she was a criminal psychologist, who fell in love with Joker, who then tortured her, turned her crazy, so she helped him get out of the asylum ?

Fine. She's crazy. She acts out on her most twisted and violent impulses, thanks to Joker ( a man, btw )

Where'd she learn to be an elite level close range combat fighter with supreme strength , skill and ability? Was she a college athlete before working as a shrink for criminals ?

Black Widow, I get. She was ruthlessly trained to both spy and assassin. She's an expert with many styles of weapons, or none , if needed.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50541 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 11:58 am to
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Was she a college athlete before working as a shrink for criminals

She did gymnastics in college I believe
Posted by Gavin Elster
Member since Mar 2020
2952 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 12:12 pm to
Black Widow would destroy Harley Quinn. Widow is a highly trained, lethal fighting machine. Harley Quinn is…crazy. No contest.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104189 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

In my fanfic, Harley usually ends up on top.


In mine, they both end up on top of me.
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
10124 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 1:11 pm to
You realized Harley is a human and Black Widow has specaiized nanites in her body right?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49076 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 1:12 pm to
How was Harley trained as a fighter?

Or is it just magic so the movies can happen?
This post was edited on 8/14/21 at 1:16 pm
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30638 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Fighting isn't what I want to see them do together.


Rule 34?
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 3:06 pm to
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She did gymnastics in college I believe


That would partially explain her hanging around in her cell upside down.

But unless she's a secret master in the art of Gymkata ....
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25357 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Fighting isn't what I want to see them do together.


I don't know. Some sort of scissor fight might be interesting to see.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35398 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Black Widow has specaiized nanites in her body right?


Unless this was retconned into her in the solo movie, were these ever mentioned in the MCU?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59915 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

How was Harley trained as a fighter?

Or is it just magic so the movies can happen?



She went to the same school of enemy combat that regular guys like John McClane, Martin Riggs, and Axel Foley went to learn the art of "Tai-I'm winning the fight no matter how hopelessly over matched I am-Do."

Need to diffuse a bomb or shut down a fancy computer system you've never even seen before let alone used? You'll stop it with 1 second left on the timer every time!

Have to race your car around town like Mario Andretti? You won't even end up with a scratch on your car no matter how many things you hit!

Battle with a person twice your size w/far more combat ability incoming? You'll win by pulling off an impossible and/or lucky move after getting your arse beat the majority of the fight!
This post was edited on 8/14/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 8/14/21 at 5:46 pm to


I'm a big fan of this stuntman dutifully waiting to get kicked in the head by this strong, female character.
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