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What If? Harley Quinn Vs Black Widow
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:50 am
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:50 am
After watching the new Suicide Squad, I watched "Birds of Prey", which I never got around to when it came out, and I wasn't aware how much bad-arse fighting Harley did in her stand alone movie.
I normally don't get into the "Vs" discussions but my hypocrisy only goes so far (shameless Doc Holiday quote)
After watching Harley and Natasha's fights, I have no doubt that Harley Quinn absolutely destroys Black Widow. Nat needs her guns and tech to supplement her fighting while Harley uses what ever she has. If she has no weapons she's bad arse with her bare hands and feet. Also, Harley will fight much dirtier that Black Widow will.
Also, if Harley get a little cocaine in her she becomes a berserker.
Harley
Black Widow

I normally don't get into the "Vs" discussions but my hypocrisy only goes so far (shameless Doc Holiday quote)
After watching Harley and Natasha's fights, I have no doubt that Harley Quinn absolutely destroys Black Widow. Nat needs her guns and tech to supplement her fighting while Harley uses what ever she has. If she has no weapons she's bad arse with her bare hands and feet. Also, Harley will fight much dirtier that Black Widow will.
Also, if Harley get a little cocaine in her she becomes a berserker.
Harley

Black Widow

This post was edited on 8/14/21 at 10:18 am
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:51 am to CU_Tigers4life
Fighting isn't what I want to see them do together.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:56 am to CU_Tigers4life
Harley Quinn has the ultimate weapon in every comic she's in: plot armor.
In some versions, she has super strength from Poison Ivy somehow, but mostly her super power is favorable writing.
In some versions, she has super strength from Poison Ivy somehow, but mostly her super power is favorable writing.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 9:58 am to CU_Tigers4life
Is jell-o, mud, or pudding involved?
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:07 am to CU_Tigers4life
Let’s see them scissor
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:13 am to biglego
Not a single picture, thanks for nothing!
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:18 am to Cleathecat
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Not a single picture, thanks for nothing!
FIFY
Posted on 8/14/21 at 10:35 am to CU_Tigers4life
In my fanfic, Harley usually ends up on top.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 11:03 am to Shiftyplus1
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Harley Quinn has the ultimate weapon in every comic she's in: plot armor.
This. I'm no DC comic guy, so please fill me in, but isn't her backstory simply that she was a criminal psychologist, who fell in love with Joker, who then tortured her, turned her crazy, so she helped him get out of the asylum ?
Fine. She's crazy. She acts out on her most twisted and violent impulses, thanks to Joker ( a man, btw )

Where'd she learn to be an elite level close range combat fighter with supreme strength , skill and ability? Was she a college athlete before working as a shrink for criminals ?
Black Widow, I get. She was ruthlessly trained to both spy and assassin. She's an expert with many styles of weapons, or none , if needed.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 11:58 am to AURaptor
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Was she a college athlete before working as a shrink for criminals
She did gymnastics in college I believe
Posted on 8/14/21 at 12:12 pm to CU_Tigers4life
Black Widow would destroy Harley Quinn. Widow is a highly trained, lethal fighting machine. Harley Quinn is…crazy. No contest.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 12:13 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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In my fanfic, Harley usually ends up on top.
In mine, they both end up on top of me.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 1:11 pm to CU_Tigers4life
You realized Harley is a human and Black Widow has specaiized nanites in her body right?
Posted on 8/14/21 at 1:12 pm to CU_Tigers4life
How was Harley trained as a fighter?
Or is it just magic so the movies can happen?
Or is it just magic so the movies can happen?
This post was edited on 8/14/21 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 8/14/21 at 1:26 pm to LSUBoo
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Fighting isn't what I want to see them do together.
Rule 34?
Posted on 8/14/21 at 3:06 pm to dawgfan24348
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She did gymnastics in college I believe
That would partially explain her hanging around in her cell upside down.
But unless she's a secret master in the art of Gymkata ....

Posted on 8/14/21 at 3:40 pm to LSUBoo
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Fighting isn't what I want to see them do together.
I don't know. Some sort of scissor fight might be interesting to see.
Posted on 8/14/21 at 3:53 pm to Duzz
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Black Widow has specaiized nanites in her body right?
Unless this was retconned into her in the solo movie, were these ever mentioned in the MCU?
Posted on 8/14/21 at 4:53 pm to SEClint
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How was Harley trained as a fighter?
Or is it just magic so the movies can happen?
She went to the same school of enemy combat that regular guys like John McClane, Martin Riggs, and Axel Foley went to learn the art of "Tai-I'm winning the fight no matter how hopelessly over matched I am-Do."
Need to diffuse a bomb or shut down a fancy computer system you've never even seen before let alone used? You'll stop it with 1 second left on the timer every time!
Have to race your car around town like Mario Andretti? You won't even end up with a scratch on your car no matter how many things you hit!
Battle with a person twice your size w/far more combat ability incoming? You'll win by pulling off an impossible and/or lucky move after getting your arse beat the majority of the fight!
This post was edited on 8/14/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 8/14/21 at 5:46 pm to CU_Tigers4life

I'm a big fan of this stuntman dutifully waiting to get kicked in the head by this strong, female character.

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