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What was Clarke's bonus for in Christmas Vacation?
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:25 pm
Help me settle a bet please....was it just the jelly of the month club or the jelly doughnut of the month club?
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Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:29 pm to tiger1969
Jelly of the Month club. That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year...
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:29 pm to tiger1969
96.75% sure it was....
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jelly of the month club
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:30 pm to tiger1969
man, he was really counting on that Christmas bonus so that he could build a pool for his family
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:36 pm to USMC DAWG
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Jelly of the Month club
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:43 pm to tiger1969
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jelly doughnut of the month club
Hope this wasn't what you bet on.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 6:58 pm to TortiousTiger
Ellen: It's BIGGER than you expected................smaller???
Eddie: Now Clarke that's the gift that just keeps on giving all year.
Eddie: Now Clarke that's the gift that just keeps on giving all year.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 7:00 pm to St Augustine
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Eddie: Now Clarke that's the gift that just keeps on giving all year.
Clarke: That it is Edward.........that it is indeed.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 7:42 pm to Babalugats
"Surprised... surprised, Eddie. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
Posted on 10/6/09 at 7:44 pm to CTexTiger
"Merry Christmas, Shitter's full!"- Cousin Eddie
Posted on 10/6/09 at 9:36 pm to tiger1969
“Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arse, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s**t. Where’s the Tylenol?”
Posted on 10/6/09 at 11:30 pm to tiger1969
Its the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Posted on 10/6/09 at 11:46 pm to MadMaxwell
"We're gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny f***in' Kaye!"
Posted on 10/7/09 at 12:45 am to KILLhottytoddy
" And when Santa squeezes his fat white arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. "
"WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell."
"WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell."
This post was edited on 10/7/09 at 12:48 am
Posted on 10/7/09 at 1:05 am to St Augustine
Speaking of "Vacation", did anyone else think that the daughter in European Vacation was absolutely hideous?
Posted on 10/7/09 at 1:05 am to St Augustine
When what to my wondering eyes would appear but a miniature sleigh.... and Eddie and a man in his pajamas and a dog chain tied to his wrists and ankles, what the hell?
Posted on 10/7/09 at 1:32 am to FootballHog
She's dead. I hope you feel bad.
But I'm reminded of...
"Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
But I'm reminded of...
"Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
Posted on 10/7/09 at 11:42 am to CTexTiger
pop quiz....what was the name of the song that was playing when clark fantasied about the pool with the hot chick....anybody?
This post was edited on 10/7/09 at 11:43 am
Posted on 10/7/09 at 11:48 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
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what was the name of the song that was playing when clark fantasied about the pool with the hot chick....anybody?
"Meck a leaky laka is the wise way......to say marry Christmas Todayyyyyy!!!!"
Thats how it went...dont know the name of it though.
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