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Which Burglar got it worse? (Home Alone)
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:07 pm
Rewatched Home Alone tonight, and wondering which of the two Wet Bandits took more abuse throughout the course of the attempted burglary.
Harry:
Shot with a BB gun in the crotch
Slipped on icy stairs twice
Burned hand on doorknob
Head lit on fire
Slipped on toy cars
Stuck with glue and feathers
Hit in the face with paint can (loses gold tooth)
Tripped over wire
Hit in chest with a crowbar by Marv, who was trying to kill the tarantula
Fell from second story rope
Hit in the head with a snow shovel
Marv:
Shot with a BB gun in the forehead
Slipped down stairs to the basement
Hit in the face with a hot iron
Lost his shoes and socks to tar
Stepped on a nail barefoot
Stepped on Christmas ornaments barefoot
Slipped on toy cars
Hit in the face with a paint can
Tarantula put on his face
Fell from second story rope
Hit in the head with a snow shovel
Thoughts?
Harry:
Shot with a BB gun in the crotch
Slipped on icy stairs twice
Burned hand on doorknob
Head lit on fire
Slipped on toy cars
Stuck with glue and feathers
Hit in the face with paint can (loses gold tooth)
Tripped over wire
Hit in chest with a crowbar by Marv, who was trying to kill the tarantula
Fell from second story rope
Hit in the head with a snow shovel
Marv:
Shot with a BB gun in the forehead
Slipped down stairs to the basement
Hit in the face with a hot iron
Lost his shoes and socks to tar
Stepped on a nail barefoot
Stepped on Christmas ornaments barefoot
Slipped on toy cars
Hit in the face with a paint can
Tarantula put on his face
Fell from second story rope
Hit in the head with a snow shovel
Thoughts?
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 8:21 pm
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Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:09 pm to AbitaFan08
Definitely Marv
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:17 pm to SCLibertarian
One of the funniest scenes in any movie! Definitely Marv
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:18 pm to AbitaFan08
Marv for sure. Think he got it worse in Home Alone 2 as well.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:32 pm to AbitaFan08
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:35 pm to AbitaFan08
I’d be pissed if I lost one of my gold teeth
Posted on 11/30/18 at 8:49 pm to AbitaFan08
Harry, I think that burned head would be the worst, especially after a one day when the pain would really kick in.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:38 pm to AbitaFan08
The fiancé and I watched this recently and had the same convo. We both went with Marv. That iron to the face takes the cake.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:53 pm to AbitaFan08
In Home Alone 1: Harry
In Home Alone 2: Marv, no question. The bricks were on another level.
In Home Alone 2: Marv, no question. The bricks were on another level.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:54 pm to mauser
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Harry, I think that burned head would be the worst, especially after a one day when the pain would really kick in.
A crowbar to the sternum would be fricking awful.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:54 pm to AbitaFan08
Marv also took a stapler to dick and butt. Maybe that’s the 2nd one
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:00 pm to athenslife101
I think this is relevant to the discussion: Honest Action
Posted on 12/1/18 at 2:27 am to AbitaFan08
This is one movie where black washing a cast would never happen because you can't have a black burgular.
Posted on 12/1/18 at 6:35 am to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 12/1/18 at 6:38 am to AbitaFan08
Marv because of the nail in the foot.
This post was edited on 12/1/18 at 6:38 am
Posted on 12/1/18 at 7:20 am to AbitaFan08
Harry's hand and head trumps everything
Posted on 12/1/18 at 4:39 pm to AbitaFan08
Harry
Grabbed the hot handle and got his head cooked. Lost a gold tooth
Grabbed the hot handle and got his head cooked. Lost a gold tooth
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