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Willy Wonka messed over Augustus Gloop
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:15 pm
frick that freak!!!
He told them that everything in the room was edible. Room full of junk food candy sweets, and Augustus probably finds the most healthiest thing in the room, chocolate, while everyone else was eating the junk food candies.
fricking dick head Willy gets mad and pushes him in.
He told them that everything in the room was edible. Room full of junk food candy sweets, and Augustus probably finds the most healthiest thing in the room, chocolate, while everyone else was eating the junk food candies.
fricking dick head Willy gets mad and pushes him in.
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Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:21 pm to theantiquetiger
Nah frick that fatty. Hopefully he was boiled into fudge.
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:32 pm to theantiquetiger
Weren’t they dumping loads of sugar in the water to help mix the chocolate?
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:36 pm to The Eric
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Weren’t they dumping loads of sugar in the water to help mix the chocolate?
Probably still better than the other trash in the room.
The biggest thing is, fricking Wonka said everything in the room was edible. He’s a fricking liar.
I’m a chocoholic. I would have skipped all the garbage candy and went straight to the chocolate as well.
It’s churned by waterfall.
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:41 pm to theantiquetiger
Imagine you’re at the Golden Corral and you see some fat kid with his head under the chocolate fountain slurping it up. You going to dip your desserts in that after him?
It’s not that it wasn’t edible. He had no control over his gluttony and lost all manners and reason.
It’s not that it wasn’t edible. He had no control over his gluttony and lost all manners and reason.
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:44 pm to theantiquetiger
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The biggest thing is, fricking Wonka said everything in the room was edible. He’s a fricking liar
Well if that fat frick had just listened when Wonka begged him to stop, he would have been fine.
Posted on 11/14/23 at 5:46 pm to theantiquetiger
dude didn’t have to take a fricking dive
Posted on 11/14/23 at 6:00 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Let’s be real, Wonka saw that if he won, he would eat the factory into bankruptcy within a year. You can’t get high on your own supply.
Posted on 11/14/23 at 6:05 pm to theantiquetiger
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Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come... of... that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Posted on 11/14/23 at 6:14 pm to Brummy
The Gloop family bought out Wonka the next year and threw the oompa-loompas out on the street
Posted on 11/14/23 at 7:20 pm to theantiquetiger
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I’m a chocoholic. I would have skipped all the garbage candy and went straight to the chocolate as well.
It’s churned by waterfall.
Are you under the impression that chocolate is not candy?
Posted on 11/14/23 at 7:25 pm to theantiquetiger
Willy Wonka is the 2d worst person in that movie, after Grandpa Joe.
This post was edited on 11/14/23 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 11/14/23 at 10:29 pm to TigerIron
Grandpa Joe is a shitbrick. Laying on his arse all day playing footsies with the other three corpses in the bed. All while Charlie and his Mom work their asses off. Then the Golden Ticket arrived and Grandpa Joe is dancing around like Fred Astaire.
Posted on 11/14/23 at 10:47 pm to theantiquetiger
The movie is an allegory for Christianity. That first place is the garden of Eden. They are allowed to have everything except the chocolate river.
Grandpa Joe was actually an invalid and was healed upon hearing the Good News. The factory represents heaven, Wonka is God. The oompa loompas are angels and demons. The everlasting gobstopper is each child's soul. They each choose to sell it to Slugworth (the devil). Charlie gives his soul to God so he inherits the kingdom of heaven.
Some try to bargain their way into heaven (car salesman). Some try to buy their way in (businessman). Some try to outreason God to get in (teacher). Some try to use their fame to get in (Mike TV).
So much symbolism when you start looking into it.
Grandpa Joe was actually an invalid and was healed upon hearing the Good News. The factory represents heaven, Wonka is God. The oompa loompas are angels and demons. The everlasting gobstopper is each child's soul. They each choose to sell it to Slugworth (the devil). Charlie gives his soul to God so he inherits the kingdom of heaven.
Some try to bargain their way into heaven (car salesman). Some try to buy their way in (businessman). Some try to outreason God to get in (teacher). Some try to use their fame to get in (Mike TV).
So much symbolism when you start looking into it.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:11 am to dbeck
Yeah, the other kids represent some of the Seven Deadly Sins (not in the Bible, bee tee dubs).
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:18 am to dbeck
Snow Piercer is the darker version of this movie.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:25 am to dbeck
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The movie is an allegory for Christianity.
That's actually pretty incredible. Never picked up on it. Even the boat ride represents the fall from Eden.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:31 am to theantiquetiger
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Room full of junk food candy sweets, and Augustus probably finds the most healthiest thing in the room, chocolate
Posted on 11/20/23 at 3:11 pm to theantiquetiger
You stole fizzy lifting drinks.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 5:36 pm to Esquire
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Imagine you’re at the Golden Corral and you see some fat kid with his head under the chocolate fountain slurping it up.
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