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re: Worst movie of all time?

Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:12 am to
Posted by 3nOut
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:12 am to
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this movie is literal dog shite.



Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17820 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:29 am to
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, but Freddie Got Fingered is the only movie I've ever seen in theaters where I intentionally fell asleep because it was so bad.



I did the same thing during "Iron Man II"


Oh, and "Blaire Witch Project" looked like the cameraman was standing in a pirogue in choppy water the way it was shot. Therefore, to me, it sucked.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:40 am to
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Blaire Witch Project" looked like the cameraman was standing in a pirogue in choppy water the way it was shot. Therefore, to me, it sucked.


100% this.

I get why they did it. When it came out, people legitimately thought this was real footage
But that camera work left me feeling sick. Not a terrible concept, but the results were garbage.


ETA: Spielberg originally wanted all the scenes on the Orca to be shot like this. Jaws is in my top 10 of favorite movies of all time, but I’m not sure it would be had he shot it like that.
This post was edited on 4/23/25 at 8:43 am
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:09 am to
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love Jack Black and Ben Stiller but this movie is literal dog shite. I couldn’t finish it.

was it literal dog shite or figurative dog shite
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17820 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:09 am to
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But that camera work left me feeling sick. Not a terrible concept, but the results were garbage.



This for sure. I do have occasional bouts with motion sickness and after watching about 10 minutes of that movie I was starting to feel a bit nauseated and it was all due to how it was shot.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38101 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:28 am to
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Joe Dirt by a few miles as the crow flies.


GTFO.

Joe Dirt is a masterpiece.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:30 am to
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Unfaithful with Diana Lane and Richard Gene.


Diane Lane was still a smoke show in that one. Well worth a watch
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:34 am to
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Considering the budget and the built-in audience, The Rise of Skywalker is the worst film ever made, surpassing the old record holder, Attack of the Clones.


Proportional to budget, release, and built-in fandom... hard to disagree.

Maybe not the WORST, but hard to top it in relation to those other factors.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
33098 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:36 am to
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However, if you watch the MST3K cover it becomes a classic.


I truly believe MST3K has given us positive memories of otherwise horrible movies.

I still need to work on getting some RiffTrax for Rise of Skywalker and see if it makes it watchable.
Posted by Finklesteins Kid
ATL
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:39 am to
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33098 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:39 am to
Amazed that no one has mentioned Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

It is SO bad... the only movie I ever left before it was over.

Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
4157 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 10:43 am to
The Thin Dead Plot
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:16 am to
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The Rise of Skywalker is the worst film ever made, surpassing the old record holder, Attack of the Clones.
Last Jedi was worse when you consider the damage done to the overall story.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60723 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:20 am to
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The Amazing Bulk

Thoughts?

At least they know they're making something bad. Have you seen Driven with Sly Stone?
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1266 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:31 am to
lots of terrible ones on this list, but I'll add 2 more:

"Stop or My Mom will shoot"

and (I paid for myself and a date to see this one) "Dr. Detroit"
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60179 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:52 am to
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Last Jedi was worse when you consider the damage done to the overall story.

I was going to mention TLJ. It's a close call. You're right about the lore damage (though TROS has plenty), but the sheer retardation of the sequence beginning with the space quicksand and ending with Rey standing in exactly the right spot to hold up the dagger to find yet another McGuffin - puts it over the top. That is easily the dumbest shite I've ever seen in a major, $300 mil. tentpole film.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
39232 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:55 am to
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it literal dog shite or figurative dog shite
the movie is about a dog shite vaporizer , so yes the movie is literally dog shite
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55688 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:57 am to
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Considering the budget and the built-in audience, The Rise of Skywalker is the worst film ever made, surpassing the old record holder, Attack of the Clones.


The Last Jedi is the absolute worst SW film and probably the most disappointing movie I've ever seen.
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
39232 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:59 am to
Driven is AWESOME. I’ll defend that movie every single day of the week. Killer soundtrack too.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
6900 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:34 pm to
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the movie is about a dog shite vaporizer , so yes the movie is literally dog shite

nope, grammatically this still doesnt work out. sorry.
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