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Your favorite lines from "The Departed"

Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:25 am
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4387 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:25 am
"World needs plenty of bartenders!"

"Don't Laugh! This ain't reality TV!"

"Don't disappoint me on this or some other guy will be putting their fat cock up little Miss Freud's arse"
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
17036 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:28 am to
you're watching it on fx aren't you
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
57485 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:31 am to
"She fell funny"
Posted by Azazello
Member since Sep 2011
3212 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:38 am to
NO TICKY, NO LAUNDRY
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7912 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:49 am to
"Whoop-de-frickin'-do."

" Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you."

" When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4387 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:52 am to
quote:

you're watching it on fx aren't you



Of course!
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67286 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 12:07 pm to
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe frick yourself."

-Dignum
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
19107 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 12:41 pm to
"Let me have a cranberry juice"

"My wife drinks cranberry juice when she has her period. It's a natural diaretic. What are you on, your period?"

Posted by DustyRhodes85
Greater Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
614 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 12:46 pm to
Costello: How's your mother?

Man: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out

Costello: We all are. Act accordingly.
Posted by bah humbug
Member since Nov 2011
1912 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 1:11 pm to
“I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go frick yourself.”
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9965 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 1:18 pm to
Go save a kitten in a tree yuh frickin homos!
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10897 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 2:43 pm to
Treat em like mushrooms- feed em shite and keep em in the dark
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20295 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 2:58 pm to
"when i tell you to dump a body in the mawsh, you dump him in the mawsh"
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20460 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:15 pm to
"I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
19312 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:21 pm to
For being a drama, there are countless lines in that movie that are fckin hilarious.

Wahlberg and Baldwin kill it.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27120 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:31 pm to
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring and know immediately that you must have some cash and that your cock works.

You have an immaculate record. Some people never trust a guy with an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.

Baldwin has the best lines in the film.
This post was edited on 1/7/12 at 4:35 pm
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring and know immediately that you must have some cash and that your cock works.




Baldwin and Marky Mark's lines in that movie are unreal.
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:45 pm to
Dignam: Your frickin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-frickin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the frickin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right?
Dignam: [Billy does not answer] Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little frickin' snake. You were like different people.
Billy Costigan: You a psychiatrist?
Dignam: Well, if I was I'd ask you why you're a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund frickin' Freud I wouldn't get an answer. So tell me, what's a lace-curtain motherfricker like you doing in the Staties?
Billy Costigan: Families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
Oliver Queenan: Who said that?
Billy Costigan: Hawthorne.
Dignam: [Dignam makes a farting sound] What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any frickin' Shakespeare?
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
75522 posts
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:57 pm to
the cranberry juice and not smoking lines are the best

awesome movie
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 1/8/12 at 3:56 am to
Don't move until you're numb.-Costello
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