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Your favorite lines from "The Departed"
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:25 am
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:25 am
"World needs plenty of bartenders!"
"Don't Laugh! This ain't reality TV!"
"Don't disappoint me on this or some other guy will be putting their fat cock up little Miss Freud's arse"
"Don't Laugh! This ain't reality TV!"
"Don't disappoint me on this or some other guy will be putting their fat cock up little Miss Freud's arse"

Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:28 am to JohnnyBgood
you're watching it on fx aren't you
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:49 am to JohnnyBgood
"Whoop-de-frickin'-do."
" Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you."
" When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
" Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you."
" When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
Posted on 1/7/12 at 11:52 am to Gnar Cat21
quote:
you're watching it on fx aren't you
Of course!
Posted on 1/7/12 at 12:07 pm to JohnnyBgood
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe frick yourself."
-Dignum
-Dignum
Posted on 1/7/12 at 12:41 pm to JohnnyBgood
"Let me have a cranberry juice"
"My wife drinks cranberry juice when she has her period. It's a natural diaretic. What are you on, your period?"
"My wife drinks cranberry juice when she has her period. It's a natural diaretic. What are you on, your period?"
Posted on 1/7/12 at 12:46 pm to JohnnyBgood
Costello: How's your mother?
Man: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out
Costello: We all are. Act accordingly.
Man: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out
Costello: We all are. Act accordingly.
Posted on 1/7/12 at 1:11 pm to DustyRhodes85
“I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go frick yourself.”
Posted on 1/7/12 at 1:18 pm to bah humbug
Go save a kitten in a tree yuh frickin homos!
Posted on 1/7/12 at 2:43 pm to SLafourche07
Treat em like mushrooms- feed em shite and keep em in the dark
Posted on 1/7/12 at 2:58 pm to lsufan112001
"when i tell you to dump a body in the mawsh, you dump him in the mawsh"
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:15 pm to JohnnyBgood
"I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:21 pm to DanglingFury
For being a drama, there are countless lines in that movie that are fckin hilarious.
Wahlberg and Baldwin kill it.
Wahlberg and Baldwin kill it.
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:31 pm to Marciano1
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring and know immediately that you must have some cash and that your cock works.
You have an immaculate record. Some people never trust a guy with an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
Baldwin has the best lines in the film.
You have an immaculate record. Some people never trust a guy with an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
Baldwin has the best lines in the film.
This post was edited on 1/7/12 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:41 pm to Tactical1
quote:
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring and know immediately that you must have some cash and that your cock works.

Baldwin and Marky Mark's lines in that movie are unreal.
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:45 pm to FootballNostradamus
Dignam: Your frickin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-frickin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the frickin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right?
Dignam: [Billy does not answer] Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little frickin' snake. You were like different people.
Billy Costigan: You a psychiatrist?
Dignam: Well, if I was I'd ask you why you're a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund frickin' Freud I wouldn't get an answer. So tell me, what's a lace-curtain motherfricker like you doing in the Staties?
Billy Costigan: Families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
Oliver Queenan: Who said that?
Billy Costigan: Hawthorne.
Dignam: [Dignam makes a farting sound] What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any frickin' Shakespeare?
Dignam: [Billy does not answer] Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little frickin' snake. You were like different people.
Billy Costigan: You a psychiatrist?
Dignam: Well, if I was I'd ask you why you're a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund frickin' Freud I wouldn't get an answer. So tell me, what's a lace-curtain motherfricker like you doing in the Staties?
Billy Costigan: Families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
Oliver Queenan: Who said that?
Billy Costigan: Hawthorne.
Dignam: [Dignam makes a farting sound] What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any frickin' Shakespeare?
Posted on 1/7/12 at 4:57 pm to JohnnyBgood
the cranberry juice and not smoking lines are the best
awesome movie
awesome movie

Posted on 1/8/12 at 3:56 am to DBG
Don't move until you're numb.-Costello
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