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John Cougar Mellencamp: "Sucking on Chili Dog"
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:03 pm
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A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two American kids growing up in the heart land
Jack, he's gonna be a football star
Diane's debutante, back seat of Jacky's car
Suckin' on chilli dog outside the Tastee Freez
Diane sitting on Jacky's lap
Got his hands between her knees
Jack he says
"Hey, Diane, let's run off behind a shady tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please"








Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
This post was edited on 2/25/21 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 2/25/21 at 7:17 pm to hubertcumberdale
Overrated douchebag.
Posted on 2/25/21 at 8:10 pm to JumpingTheShark
The music wasn't all that bad, but his lyrics were shite.
Posted on 2/25/21 at 11:10 pm to hubertcumberdale
The fun irony is that you are the actual fricking dork here. Haha
Rain on the Scarecrow
Blood on the Plow
LINK.......
Rain on the Scarecrow
Blood on the Plow
LINK.......
Posted on 2/25/21 at 11:15 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Like I mentioned in the 80s thread, strip the 80s synthetic technology out of 80s music....and then watch it come to life
LINK
LINK
Posted on 2/26/21 at 6:57 am to Jefferson Dawg
He was good up until Lonesome Jubilee.
Cherry Bomb killed his career.
Cherry Bomb killed his career.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 8:34 am to hogcard1964
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Cherry Bomb killed his career.
Pretty dramatic way to say you didnt enjoy a particular song
He went on to make sixteen more albums
Sixteen.
Posted on 2/26/21 at 9:59 pm to Stagliano
quote:
Pretty dramatic way to say you didnt enjoy a particular song
I wanted to agree with you, but
quote:
He went on to make sixteen more albums
Sixteen.
Rush made ten studio albums after Signals.
Ten.

Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:19 am to hogcard1964
How dare you, Cherry Bomb is the GOAT. JCM is a goof in real life, but I still like him.
Posted on 2/27/21 at 8:58 am to Bunk Moreland
He claims a doctor removed his head during surgery in order to correct spina bifida. He's a moron.
This post was edited on 2/27/21 at 9:01 am
Posted on 2/27/21 at 11:41 am to hogcard1964
He’s one of the few musical icons of the Midwestern heartland. And people that dont understand or appreciate his significance have shitty instincts
Here’s another one that gets even better with the 80s stripped out of it.....
LINK
Here’s another one that gets even better with the 80s stripped out of it.....
LINK
Posted on 2/27/21 at 2:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
After "Ain't Even Done With The Night", it was all downhill.
Posted on 2/27/21 at 3:59 pm to hogcard1964
I don’t even really listen to him. But the third grader OP e-giggling about chili dogs needs to be shamed
Here’s another really good underrated song of his....
LINK
Here’s another really good underrated song of his....
LINK
Posted on 2/28/21 at 7:08 am to Ace Midnight
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Rush made ten studio albums after Signals.
I lost interest after just one.
No problems with John Mellenkamp. I had a neighbor my freshman year who met him on a beach in South Carolina during spring break and took a photo of him. That was before selfies so it was just him standing there in shorts and a t-shirt. But she said he was just a regular dude.
Posted on 2/28/21 at 4:00 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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But the third grader OP e-giggling about chili dogs needs to be shamed
Less talk’in, more chili dawg succ’in from you guy
Posted on 2/28/21 at 5:21 pm to hubertcumberdale
Of all the cringe lyrics in music, especially today, what is it about sockin on chili dog that makes you e-giggle so much?
Have you heard that Zac Brown chicken fried song where all the sudden he squeezes in a lyric about how good the fit of his jeans makes him feel on fridays?
Start a thread about it and lets trash his whole catalog
Have you heard that Zac Brown chicken fried song where all the sudden he squeezes in a lyric about how good the fit of his jeans makes him feel on fridays?
Start a thread about it and lets trash his whole catalog
Posted on 2/28/21 at 5:23 pm to Treacherous Cretin
That’s interesting. He must have a place in hilton head because i’ve heard people tell thae same story
Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:00 pm to hubertcumberdale
Liberal Fukin douche fo sho.
Posted on 2/28/21 at 11:33 pm to auggie
quote:
The music wasn't all that bad, but his lyrics were shite
The great Mick Ronson made that song a hit for him.
Mellencamp was in a wad, and showed all to Ronson (who had a lot of work stateside, after having launched Lou Reed), who put in the handclaps, let it rock and roll BS.
He obviously didn't spend time on the lyrics (couldn't anyway, what does a Hull boy know about chili dogs).
Odd bedmates, Mellencamp (then Cougar) must have been a basket case on his last leg, with the label that had both Reed and him.
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