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5 yrs ago, Zelenskyy was playing piano with his penis on stage,today he is an intl. badass

Posted on 2/27/22 at 3:31 pm
Posted by iPadThai
Member since Oct 2011
1036 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 3:31 pm
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This video is an excellent reminder that it is possible to spend much of your career pretending to play the piano with your penis, then inspirationally lead a nation's military resistance against a Russian invasion.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39750 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 3:35 pm to
Now we know how he landed that hot wife.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
15851 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 6:15 pm to
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 6:17 pm to
Where the hell is the "That's a Pianist" Meme when you need it.
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1605 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 8:13 pm to
No one can convince me we do not live in a simulation at this point in my life...
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
16599 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 8:32 pm to
How the fuxk did he win the election. Did the entire country vote for him as a giant joke.
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 8:38 pm to
Go to minute 5:24 in the video that will give you a clue.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
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Posted on 2/27/22 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21920 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:16 pm to
10 years ago, Putin was singing “Blueberry Hill.”

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Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28331 posts
Posted on 2/27/22 at 10:31 pm to
We can't exactly throw stones from within our glass house. Our current president inappropriately touches little girls and can barely feed himself and our previous president hosted a reality tv show and admitted to grabbing non-consenting pussies. What's a president who plays piano with his dick? At least people paid him to do it.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32577 posts
Posted on 2/28/22 at 6:10 am to
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Zelenskyy was playing piano with his penis


Wait what?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8373 posts
Posted on 2/28/22 at 6:12 am to
“International badass”

Oh for fricks sake.
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