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A raccoon fell through my friend's bedroom ceiling....
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:32 pm
In the middle of the night, while the guy was sleeping, a raccoon fell through his ceiling right on his head. Poor bastard had to have his ear sewed back together.
I shite you not. A raccoon. I suspect a few folks on here know the guy. He put the deets all over facebook.
I would have literally died of a heart attack. No need for medical attention.
I shite you not. A raccoon. I suspect a few folks on here know the guy. He put the deets all over facebook.
I would have literally died of a heart attack. No need for medical attention.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:33 pm to Slippy
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Poor bastard had to have his ear sewed back together.
Whom? The guy?
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:49 pm to Slippy
I had one jump out of the tree I was climbing and hit me on the way down about 2 weeks ago. See o/b for details. I got lucky and didnt get bit
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:50 pm to Slippy
A marching band using racial slurs fell through my neighbor's ceiling one time.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:54 pm to Slippy
My girlfriend woke up with a king cobra between her legs this morning, she didn't mind it much though.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:58 pm to Slippy
One of my best friends lived in an off campus frat house at UF where they held all the tailgates and parties, this house needed to be condemned 15 years ago but somehow it’s still standing. Well one day one of his roommates is showering upstairs (the only bathroom that isn’t worse than Chernobyl) and a opossum fell through the ceiling into the bathtub and he had to beat it to death with a golf club.
Some chick took a shite in the same tub only a few days earlier at a tailgate so that was a rough week for that bathroom.
Some chick took a shite in the same tub only a few days earlier at a tailgate so that was a rough week for that bathroom.
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:58 pm to Brosef Stalin
Coons? When raccoons try to get in our house, mama would just chase them off with a broom.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:06 pm to Slippy
I had a rental house with rats in the ceiling and they were loud as frick, no way you wouldn’t know a damn raccoon was walking across your drywall. I’d also think drywall would be strong enough to support a raccoon pretty easily unless it was up there destroying it.
TLDR: how did he not deal with the raccoons before they fell threw?
TLDR: how did he not deal with the raccoons before they fell threw?
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:07 pm to The Torch
quote:Yeah the guy in the Op's post is gonna have to come up with a better than excuse for those scratches all over his back cuz his GF ain't falling for the old raccon fell through the ceiling story.
My girlfriend woke up with a king cobra between her legs this morning, she didn't mind it much though.

Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:08 pm to The Torch
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My girlfriend woke up with a king cobra between her legs this morning, she didn't mind it much though.
Well, it was just a baby, and her bearded clam could tell that it couldn’t do much damage anyway.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:18 pm to Slippy
Was he protected from mayhem?
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:20 pm to baldona
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I’d also think drywall would be strong enough to support a raccoon pretty easily unless it was up there destroying it.
They can be very destructive and can do a lot of damage with their claws. I had one get into my attic earlier this year. It had apparently clawed at a gable area until it got enough space to get in. They like attics to have babies. I could hear it move a little during the day. Had a trap and camera put up there. The thing was huge. They put a can of wet cat food in the back of the trap. Darn thing stuck his claws in and scooped out the food. Then, the neighbor's cat got in where it got in and apparently chased it off. We had to trap the cat because it wouldn't come out.
I was so afraid that coon was going to come through the ceiling. Took a day for the carpenters to fix the area where it got in. Hopefully, it won't be able to destroy it again. They are nasty animals.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:21 pm to Slippy
I was taking a shower at my fraternity house once, looked up, and there was a squirrel watching me.
eta: and no, he didn’t get my nuts.
eta: and no, he didn’t get my nuts.
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:21 pm to Slippy
Did a band spell out coon in memory of your friend's roof?
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:21 pm to Slippy
I read about that earlier on Facebook
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:22 pm to kciDAtaE
to add insult to injury, there was a hole in his roof (evidently the coon came in via said hole), so right after the coon fell onto his face, a rainstorm caused water to pour in from the ceiling.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:35 pm to Slippy
All that would be left of me in that house is a big shite stain and a coon munchin on my ear.
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