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Animal Talk with Pecker: The Maned Wolf

Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:44 am
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:44 am



With fascinating, fox-like characteristics and the robust stature of a wolf, this pernicious pooch prowls the plains of South America as the largest canid on the continent. Elegant and deadly, the Maned Wolf has evolved as one of nature’s most alluring creatures.





The Maned Wolf is known locally as aguará guazú (meaning “large fox”), although it is not closely related to foxes. In fact, this beautiful beast of prey is not closely related to any other living canid. It is not a fox, wolf, coyote, dog, or jackal, but a distinct canid of the genus Chrysocyon. It’s actually most closely related to the bush dog. You probably don’t know what that is, and that’s okay because no one does. The bush dog is basically a retarded looking mix between a ferret and weiner dog. It looks nothing like the Maned Wolf, but science says they’re cousins or something so we’ll go that.



The Maned Wolf shares some superficial similarities to the red fox, albeit much larger. The Maned Wolf is the tallest wild canid in the world. Tall and slender the wolf is built for speed and stealth. The largest of the species can reach a weight of over 60 lbs and a shoulder height of nearly 40 inches. The fur is typically reddish brown to golden orange, with a distinctive black mane. The mane is erectile, meaning that it is used to enlarge the wolf’s profile when threatened or displaying aggression. Its long legs are likely an adaptation to the tall grasslands of the South American plains.





The Maned Wolf is found in open and semi-open habitats, especially grasslands with scattered bushes and trees, in south, central-west, and southeastern Brazil, Paraguay, northern Argentina, Bolivia east and north of the Andes, and far southeastern Peru.




The Maned Wolf’s incredible lungs have resulted in it having the 2nd greatest stamina of any candid, capable of running many miles without rest. It has been estimated to have a top speed nearing 50 mph. The animal is unique in that unlike other large canids it doesn’t form packs and hunts alone. It prefers to hunt at night and typically kills its prey by biting the neck or back and violently shaking the prey to death. The wolf is omnivorous and will eat anything from medium-sized mammals to birds, fish, fruit and vegetable matter. Fruits and vegetables can make-up nearly 50% of their diets.





This unique, beautiful and elegant creature is a gift from the cosmos. One we must do everything to cherish and protect. Tell your friends and family what you’ve seen here, and never forget where you were when you learned about this stunning stalker of the South American plains.

Join me in celebrating the Maned Wolf.









This post was edited on 4/27/18 at 10:46 am
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:47 am to
I've seen better maned wolves walking across the quad.
Posted by AnorexicGator
northshore
Member since Apr 2018
258 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:49 am to
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I've seen better maned wolves walking across the quad.


Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19459 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:49 am to
Thanks for posting a real animal today, instead of that anti-jesus propaganda you tried to push on the last animal talk
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:52 am to
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Thanks for posting a real animal today, instead of that anti-jesus propaganda you tried to push on the last animal talk



what does that even mean?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:53 am to
Pretty badass animal
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:55 am to
I want one! <3
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13384 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:55 am to
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bush dog

My wife's nickname in high school, for some reason. Never really figured out why.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59158 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:55 am to
Looks like a transvestite wolf
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19459 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:57 am to
You tried to pass of this fake news as a real animal that actually existed when we all know that is a lie, made up by fake science, to try to make children think that Jesus didn't exist. How could there have been dinosaurs that are millions of years old, when everyone knows the Earth was made by Jesus 2000 years ago?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 10:59 am to
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You tried to pass of this fake news as a real animal that actually existed when we all know that is a lie, made up by fake science, to try to make children think that Jesus didn't exist. How could there have been dinosaurs that are millions of years old, when everyone knows the Earth was made by Jesus 2000 years ago?




You need to calm down
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:01 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62748 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:01 am to
Plenty animals on the planet alive today that surpass that bs religion shite
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19459 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:02 am to
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Plenty animals on the planet alive today that surpass that bs religion shite


I guess next, you're going to try and tell me that the Earth is round. liars, the bunch of ya
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:03 am to
Love these threads pecker
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62748 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:04 am to
No but you did have sex with a bunch of dudes in the back of a prius while a momma racoon gave birth on the floor.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19459 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:05 am to
and I'll do it again
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:07 am to
I could take 1/2 dozen of them at one time, bare hands. Snap their legs in half with the ridgehand.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:07 am to
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a distinctive black mane. The mane is erectile.






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