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Another Cupcake Decorating Pervert - This time in Loveland, Colorado
Posted on 4/3/24 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 4/3/24 at 2:53 pm
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When police searched the home of a Colorado supermarket worker suspected in a series of 20 indecent exposure incidents, they discovered shocking videos showing the man--a registered sex offender--contaminating assorted food products with a bodily fluid, including a special order of cupcakes later consumed by children attending a birthday party, records show.
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/man-ejaculated-on-food-while-working-at-safeway-grocery-store-police-say
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/safeway-cupcake-report-876451
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five-month-long string of lewd episodes outside different coffee shops in Loveland and Fort Collins. A male suspect--wearing a face mask or gaiter--would appear in the predawn hours outside a shop and begin masturbating in view of workers inside. At times, the suspect was seen recording as he exposed himself.
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Masalta, cops discovered, was “a sexual offender for installing hidden cameras” in the women’s bathroom of the New Life Community Church in Woodland, a Sacramento suburb. California police who arrested Masalta in 2015 alleged that he placed a phone inside a tissue box atop a toilet, and that the device--over a period of several months--surreptitiously recorded 14 women and six underage girls.
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The phones, cops allege, also contained evidence “pertaining to Masalta’s crimes at local coffee shops” and videos showing a man “masturbating and rubbing his genitals on food items at a grocery store.” Products that “came into contact with Masalta’s seminal fluid and penis include strawberries in a plastic sale container, donuts, cupcakes, and a large bucket of commercial pastry frosting.”


This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 4/3/24 at 2:54 pm to Shexter
He’s got some issues that need to be worked through.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 2:55 pm to Shexter
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five-month-long string of lewd episodes outside different coffee shops in Loveland and Fort Collins
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Fort Collins
They finally caught Damone

Posted on 4/3/24 at 2:57 pm to Shexter
I have an old rusty hatchet I will gladly donate to "the cause". Chop it off and let him run around for a while.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:02 pm to Shexter
What is the sentence he deserves vs the sentence he will get?
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:07 pm to Shexter
This guy needs to get stabbed up.
Just disgusting and honestly not worth our time or money especially considering the roadblocks we have ahead economically.
Bury this bitch.
Just disgusting and honestly not worth our time or money especially considering the roadblocks we have ahead economically.
Bury this bitch.
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:10 pm to Shexter
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When police searched the home of a Colorado supermarket worker suspected in a series of 20 indecent exposure incidents, they discovered shocking videos showing the man--a registered sex offender--contaminating assorted food products with a bodily fluid, including a special order of cupcakes later consumed by children attending a birthday party, records show.
Somebody give me one good reason why we can't just kill this guy right now. Just end his miserable life. He's forfeited the right to live.
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Bury this bitch.
"But sir, he's not dead yet."
"Eh, bury him anyway. He'll be dead soon enough."
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:15 pm to Shexter
So what? Not like he refused to bake an X-rated cake or something.
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:15 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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So what? Not like he refused to bake an X-rated cake or something.
Exactly.
He's a sex offender stalking kids. Exactly what leaders in that state support 100%.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:18 pm to Shexter
I thought we lived in America.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:19 pm to Shexter
I am usually for shoving these people into a wood chipper but recently I have had a change of heart.
Now I would like them tied down in a wooden box and 6-7 hungry wharf rats thrown in there with them.
Let the rat gnaw his balls off.
Now I would like them tied down in a wooden box and 6-7 hungry wharf rats thrown in there with them.
Let the rat gnaw his balls off.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:19 pm to Shexter
Let those amongst you who hasn't appeared in the predawn hours outside a coffee shop to begin masturbating in view of workers inside cast the first stone.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:20 pm to Shexter
What was the cupcake wearing at the time
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:23 pm to Shexter
Tie each arm and leg to a car. Have all 4 cars punch the throttle to the floor.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:31 pm to Shexter
Man, there are some sadistic frickers in this thread! 

Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:41 pm to genuineLSUtiger
LOL more than "some issues". They will treat him well in prison. 

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