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Anybody ever explored the Seattle Underground*?

Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:14 pm
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:14 pm
*No, it’s not a political movement.

Underground Tour

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BILL SPEIDEL'S UNDERGROUND TOUR is Seattle’s most unusual attraction, a humorous stroll through intriguing subterranean storefronts and sidewalks entombed when the city rebuilt on top of itself after the Great Fire of 1889.














Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:15 pm to
Interesting
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:17 pm to
Seems like my kinda place
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5236 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:17 pm to
Looks like a tour of basements
This post was edited on 7/17/22 at 1:18 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
88575 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:17 pm to



How the hell has some Seattle mega hipster not opened a bar here yet?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:19 pm to
I believe that's where the term "Shanghaied" originated
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:20 pm to
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How the hell has some Seattle mega hipster not opened a bar here yet?



afraid they might get Shanghaied
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:21 pm to
I did the guided tour. It was pretty cool and worth the money if you're in Seattle. They also have an "adult" tour that focuses more on opium dens and prostitution.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:22 pm to
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How the hell has some Seattle mega hipster not opened a bar here yet?


Probably would start out as a nice trendy place that would inevitably lead to calls to “de-colonize” the workspace, hand over control to the workers, and refusal to call the police in regards to rampant tip jar thievery.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:23 pm to
Took the tour about 10 years ago. Very cool. You could see the original entrance of several buildings. Imagine the if they filled the French Quarter 10 feet and made ask the second floors the main entrance. That was what they did to Seattle to solve the flooding problems.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:23 pm to
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They also have an "adult" tour that focuses more on opium dens and prostitution.


Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:24 pm to
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Looks like a tour of basements
The old city streets are down there. They built the city up a level after the big fire and the old first floors became the basements.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
37688 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:28 pm to
I saw an Asian man drop trou and take a massive dump in the alleyway behind Pioneer Square between James and Cherry Streets as I was walking to Collins Pub circa 2015. This is only relevant because it was behind the tour building.
This post was edited on 7/17/22 at 1:31 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82445 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:31 pm to
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I saw an Asian man drop trou and take a massive dump in the alleyway behind Pioneer Square between James and Cherry Streets as I was walking to Collins Pub circa 2015.



used to love to go to Seattle, it's totally fricked up now, was in the Safeway downtown a couple of years ago, they had to lock up the Tide balls with the booze and cigarettes to keep the idiots from shoplifting them to eat
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:31 pm to
We took the tour, pretty cool, worth doing.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36220 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:31 pm to
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I saw an Asian man drop trou and take a massive dump
Most people would have looked away when he dropped his pants but you toughed it out to confirm dump quantity. Impressive
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36651 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:36 pm to
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they had to lock up the Tide balls with the booze and cigarettes to keep the idiots from shoplifting them to eat


I don't understand this sentence. Explain it to me like I'm 5 years old. Or a boomer
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82445 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:39 pm to
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I don't understand this sentence. Explain it to me like I'm 5 years old. Or a boomer



there was a fad going on a couple of years ago, maybe it still is, with the highly intelligent yutes of today eating Tide balls, now explain that to me like I was a five year old

ETA: Tide balls = capsulized laundry detergent

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Explain it to me like I'm 5 years old. Or a boomer


rapidly becoming one of the most cringy lines on the OT to me
This post was edited on 7/17/22 at 1:43 pm
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
37688 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:44 pm to
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Most people would have looked away when he dropped his pants but you toughed it out to confirm dump quantity. Impressive



Well first, my friend was like 'what's that dude doing?' as he waddled into the alley. Obviously we looked as we walked past the alley, but then we saw that he was squatted not far from the street and his butthole had something not unlike this science experiment erupting from it. Another friend was like, whoa, that's a big dump, and we all nodded and continued walking as we continued our discussion as to what song each of us should sing at karaoke later.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
37688 posts
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

used to love to go to Seattle, it's totally fricked up now, was in the Safeway downtown a couple of years ago, they had to lock up the Tide balls with the booze and cigarettes to keep the idiots from shoplifting them to eat



There's a Safeway in downtown?
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