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Are you a wristcel?

Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102183 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:42 pm
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A wristcel refers to someone whose romantic overtures tend to result in nonredamancy due to having thin wrists. The term originated more as a meme than anything else. However, wrist thickness itself is a rough measure of the thickness of one's bones, and therefore, the robustness of one's frame in general.

As the bones provide the supportive structure for muscle growth and due to their being significant symbiosis between the muscles and the bones, there is a strong correlation between the thickness of one's wrists and ankles and ones ability to build muscle,[1] therefore generally making wristcels also framecels.

Wristcels that take the concept seriously tend to be mocked for their self-consciousness about their wrists and for having body dysmorphia. This self-consciousness may derive from the fact that cues of brute physical dominance such as upper body bulkiness and arm thickness play a large role in men's intrasexual competition (intimidation of other men) which can often decide their access to women,[2] potentially explaining the weak, but significant correlation between men's body masculinity and their mating success of r = .13.[3]

One study has found an assortative mating correlation of r = .55 (p < .01) for wrist circumference in a sample of 205 U.S. citizens from Ann Arbor.[4] While this means wristcels can presumably find women with small wrists to mate with assortativity (if this is their only major flaw), it does indicate that seemingly petty and minute factors such as wrist size play a role in determining people's mate choices.


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Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10471 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:46 pm to
Wrist girth > dick girth
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24566 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Wrist girth > dick girth



it’s all I have going for me
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13820 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:47 pm to
I had intentional distal radius fractures bilaterally

The callous beefs up the wrist diameter
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:56 pm to
Yeah I've got some girly-arse wrists. Apparently it's not 100% effective in preventing virginity loss, though.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150082 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

nonredamancy
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148010 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 7:59 pm to
Thank god I have wrists that hold frame
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
35153 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:00 pm to
My wrist circumference is 6.25 inches, I had no problem finding a small wristed lady to mate with
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
34199 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

there is a strong correlation between the thickness of one's wrists and ankles and ones ability to build muscle,[1] therefore generally making wristcels also framecels.
There is absolutely a correlation between wrist size and strength/frame. I don’t think there is necessarily a correlation between wrist size and ability to build muscle. I’ve met a lot of smaller frame people with aesthetically pleasing physiques and I’ve met guys that with huge frames that could squat 500 pounds but didn’t develop “glamour muscles” well.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148010 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:02 pm to
I can touch my thumb to all of my fingers, minus my pinkie, around my wrist. Christ now I need to worry if thats too small
This post was edited on 10/31/21 at 8:02 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40363 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

someone whose romantic overtures tend to result in nonredamancy due to having thin wrists


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129875 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

nonredamancy


It’s not every day I have to look up a word
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117220 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:37 pm to
This is gay
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5353 posts
Posted on 10/31/21 at 8:44 pm to
I’ve got an 8” wrist. I’m off to tell my wife she’s even luckier than I originally thought
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2667 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 6:53 pm to
i can attest to there being no relationship between having big wrists and getting lucky.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31103 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 6:55 pm to
Whatever. I have the slimmest wrist I’ve seen on a man and I don’t give a rats arse what people think about it.

There are much better reasons to give me a hard time than the diameter of my wrist. Step up your game.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:07 pm
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:00 pm to
This is stupid. I have a lanky frame, but I've never had a problem finding women to sex up. I'd say height is a lot more important to most women and I'm 6'2". I'd rather have my body than be a 5'6" shrimp that has wrists like tree trunks.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136981 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Wristcels that take the concept seriously tend to be mocked for their self-consciousness about their wrists and for having body dysmorphia
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:08 pm to
i can touch my ring and middle fingers to my thumb if i squeeze a little.

also, ring finger is longer than my index finger.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31763 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:10 pm to
If a girl is fine, but she has thick ankles, she's working hard & will likely gain weight any time she can't workout.

If a girl is fat, but she has thin ankles, she can lose the weight.

My second college roommate's mom told me this while we were playing tennis.
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