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Belgian mayor sorry for 90 penis shaped Christmas lights
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:27 pm
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A HAPLESS Mayor has apologised for covering his Belgian town in 90 huge penis-shaped Christmas lights.
Anthony Dumarey admitted he didn't know the bright white column lights with bulbous blue tips looked like phalluses "until they were switched on".
All 90 X-rated decorations were revealed during switch-ons in the municipality of Oudenburg in the Belgian province of West Flanders, and several local boroughs.
It wasn't long before residents realised the new festive decor looked more like male genitalia than anything to do with Christmas.
The Mayor joked to HLN: “Of course, it was not our intention to install Christmas lights that remind people of a penis.”
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Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:29 pm to Mr Personality
But how much does he make?
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:29 pm to Mr Personality
It's only pervy if you make it pervy.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:30 pm to Post It Bandit
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But how much does he make?
Well they look at least 6 foot long so about $10
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:32 pm to Mr Personality
Meh. The only dick is the one who thought those look like dicks.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:32 pm to Mr Personality
I've seen better penis shaped lights in the quad
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:36 pm to Mr Personality
Must be eunuchs
Eta: I mean, any pole shaped object is “phallic”
Candles, barber poles, penises, carrots, cucumbers.
Eta: I mean, any pole shaped object is “phallic”
Candles, barber poles, penises, carrots, cucumbers.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 11/19/20 at 6:41 pm to Mr Personality
Kinda' but all candles kinda look phallic. Nothing to apologize for.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:27 pm to Mr Personality
I can't believe this wasn't posted sooner.
Y'all are getting slow.
This post was edited on 11/19/20 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:31 pm to Langland
That gif played backwards is in the top 50 list of funniest things I've ever seen here
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:46 pm to Mr Personality
Didn’t know anything associated with Christ or Christmas was still permitted in Belgium. The more you know...
Posted on 11/19/20 at 7:47 pm to Langland
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I can't believe this wasn't posted sooner.
Y'all are getting slow.
I was scrolling and hoping it hadn't been posted.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:19 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 11/19/20 at 8:58 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Tis the season
Posted on 11/19/20 at 9:18 pm to Mr Personality
Texas A&M approves.
Posted on 11/19/20 at 9:25 pm to Mr Personality
Hardly X-rated.
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