Best Boudreaux & Thibodeaux jokes

best or worst?

Boudreaux sees a dog licking himself and says to Thibodeaux, "Hey baw, don't you wish you could do that sometimes?" to which Thibodeaux replies, "Man I tried once, but that damn dog bit me."

The best one I know uses hand gestures, so I can't tell that one here, and the one above is the only other one I can remember.

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The best one I know uses hand gestures

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This is how you supposed to wave the towel? If so, that’s my favorite too

Boudreaux works da night shift. One night he gets off early and heads home. When he gets down his street, he sees thibodeaux running along naked. He rolls down the window and asks thib why he running down his street naked. Thib says "cause you comin home early".

The Boudreaux and Thibodeaux version of this joke get told a lot in my family for whatever reason. I didn’t feel like typing out our version, but basically just think of the two men as Boudreaux and Thibodeaux and read it in a Cajun accent and it’s the same.


A Big Hole In The Ground
These two men are walking through the woods one day and they come across a big hole in the ground. Now this hole is huge, like some sort of endless pit. So the one man says to the other, “I wonder how deep this hole is?”

He then proceeds to pick up a rock and toss it in the humongous hole. They listen... nothing. The other man then grabs a large stick and throws it in.... Nothing.

At this point the two men are really intrigued over this large hole. So they look around a little for something bigger to throw in, and they come across a railroad tie. They both grab an end, walk it over to the hole, and throw it in.

The men are looking down the hole when all of a sudden they hear this noise in the woods. They look over and see this goat running all over the place. It’s ziging and zaging between trees and going all over the place. Then it runs right up and dives into the hole.

Now the two men are thinking, what the hell was that? They had no idea what that goat was doing. So they decide to just keep walking.

A little ways down they run into a farmer, and the farmer asks them if they’d seen his goat. The two men tell him that they saw a goat come running out of the woods and jump into this huge hole. But the farmer says that couldn’t have been his, cause he tied his goat to a railroad tie.

Boudreaux goes to Lake Charles where they just had a huge fire fly hatch to visit his sister for the weekend. Thib sees him back home next morning and asks "for why you home already?"

Boudreaux says "I aint be stayin there no mo, they got skitoes that carry flashlights"

In the years leading up to World War II, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are inseparable friends. Living in Breaux Bridge gives them ample opportunities to expand their horizons as they discuss politics, the arts, fishing, and life in general. Thibodeaux is something of a ladies' man but Boudreaux isn't so lucky. They soon meet Catherine, a free spirit, and the three of them enjoy life together. She soon agrees to marry Boudreaux but with the attack on Pearl Harbor, Boudreaux enlists to serve in the army. Thibodeaux decides to sit it out and continue running the lines in Bayou Teche. After the war, Boudreaux returns to greet his best friend and wife. It is a happy day when the two friends are reunited but Boudreaux admits that his marriage has been less than successful and that Catherine has taken many lovers over the years. He loves her very much, however, and will go to any lengths to keep her with him. Thibodeaux and Catherine soon become lovers, with Boudreaux's tacit approval, but Catherine's own needs and desires lead to tragedy after she drives her car off the Breaux Bridge with Thibodeaux in the passenger seat. Both perish and Boudreaux doesn't know what to do with their ashes. He then decide to put them in a gumbo saying "Man, this better be good, me. My friends went through a lot of trouble for it, comme ça!"

Boudreaux was down at the Montgomery Wards looking at the hand saws. The salesman came up and asked if he could help. Boudreaux said he had a lot of trees to cut down and needed a new saw. The salesman began to extoll the virtues and advantages of a new Huskavera chain saw with a 42 inch blade and told Boudreaux that he could cut dem trees down fast, fast. Boudreaux bought the saw and left, only to return two days later telling the salesman that this was the slowest saw he had ever heard of and that he had spent two days cutting and had only manage to fell 10 trees. He wanted his money back. The salesman was nonplussed and said, "Let me check dis tang out." He proceeded to set the choke and pump the little plastic bulb, just as he had told Boudreax to do. Then he set the throttle and jerked the cord. The saw started immediately. Boudreaux jumped back and said "What the hell is that noise?"

Boudreaux and Marie had been married for 50 years so Boudreuax axed Marie what she wanted for their anniversary. Marie says "I want one of dem milk baths like the stars do for der skin". So, the next day the milk man comes for his delivery and Boudreaux says, "it's me and Marie's anniversary and she wants one of dem milk bats like dem stars. Can you help?". The milk man says, "you want that pasteurized or unpasteurized?". Boudreaux says, "just put it pass her arse. If she wants it past her eyes, she can splash it".