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Bidet Purchase
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:42 pm
I’ve read a couple of threads here over the years and was always pessimistic on if these things really work well but finally decided to order one. This is a complete game changer…..one of the best purchases I’ve made! I didn’t get the heated model but the cold water is no issue and you get instantly clean without all the toilet paper waste. Wish I would have gotten this a lot sooner. Below is the link to the one I purchased if any of you baws should so choose to indulge:
Luxe Bidet
Proof that spending time on the OT actually can be productive.
Luxe Bidet
Proof that spending time on the OT actually can be productive.
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 9:20 pm
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:43 pm to cryptkeeper
Congrats on the clean butthole.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:44 pm to cryptkeeper
Same here. Best purchase I made in decades. I won’t shite anywhere else unless I have to and then I use dude wipes. I’m spoiled.
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:48 pm to cryptkeeper
Welcome to the club.
I’d love to get a heated version one day. But even in winter time, the “cold” water isn’t really an issue.
I’d love to get a heated version one day. But even in winter time, the “cold” water isn’t really an issue.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:49 pm to cryptkeeper
I've had mine for 3 years and still think it's the best $30 I've ever spent. If it sprayed warm water I don't think I'd ever get off the toilet.
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:49 pm to cryptkeeper
I’ll never understand people that wipe their arse with dry arse paper. At a minimum use wet wipes.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:50 pm to cryptkeeper
Your life will never be the same
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:52 pm to cryptkeeper
The hotel I stay at on my layovers in Seoul has the coolest fricking toiles ever. Heated toilet seat, heated bidet and then it even blow dries your butthole after the wash. Headed back there in a week and can’t wait to take that first shite. I’m legit excited about it.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:56 pm to HeadCall
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The hotel I stay at on my layovers in Seoul has the coolest fricking toiles ever. Heated toilet seat, heated bidet and then it even blow dries your butthole after the wash. Headed back there in a week and can’t wait to take that first shite. I’m legit excited about it.
When I was in Suwon a few weeks ago the toilet in my room had an Enema button. I was too scared to touch it.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:57 pm to cryptkeeper
I had double rotator cuff and bicep replacement surgery.
This is the one I ordered and got and t's a complete gamechanger.
Hot and cold non electric
LINK
LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Hot and Cold Water, Self-Cleaning, Dual Nozzle, Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear and Feminine Wash, Lever Control (Blue)
This is the one I ordered and got and t's a complete gamechanger.
Hot and cold non electric
LINK
LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Hot and Cold Water, Self-Cleaning, Dual Nozzle, Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear and Feminine Wash, Lever Control (Blue)
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:57 pm to cryptkeeper
Just say you take tiny, weak European shits instead of typing the full paragraph next time. I use half a roll per shite, minimum. That bidet ain’t working for me unless it comes with an engine powered pump and a high pressure turbo nozzle attachment as I eat a lot of red meat
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:02 pm to Forever
All you're doing with that toilet paper spend that shite from sphincter to cheek
That spritz of one of God's first 3 days of inspiration, it was as he intended
That spritz of one of God's first 3 days of inspiration, it was as he intended
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:04 pm to OWLFAN86
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All you're doing with that toilet paper spend that shite from sphincter to cheek
Good lord, what are you doing on the toilet??... do you wipe in circles like it's the Daytona 500??
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:07 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
i proudly use a bidet
a simple squirt and pat dry
Some people like the warm water I do not object to the cold
it wakes you up it gets you back in there
a simple squirt and pat dry
Some people like the warm water I do not object to the cold
it wakes you up it gets you back in there
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:08 pm to OWLFAN86
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i proudly use a bidet
a simple squirt and pat dry
Some people like the warm water I do not object to the cold
it wakes you up it gets you back in there
This 100000%
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:11 pm to OWLFAN86
I will be joining the club in a few weeks, after I move... it will be my first purchase... plan on going with warm water... I dont want be shocked to fully awake at 2am when the golden corral hits hard
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:12 pm to habz007
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love to get a heated version one day. But even in winter time, the “cold” water isn’t really an issue.
Those 5am January shits really wakes you up. If I had the heated option, I might be able to get back to sleep.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:12 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Bidet users want a ICON,, be proud and loud about a squeaky clean butthole 
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:14 pm to OWLFAN86
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be proud and loud about a squeaky clean butthole
I am ready for the soothing hand of Poseidon to clean me of my Golden Corral sins
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:29 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
welcome to the brotherhood
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