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Billionaire Diamond Trader Dies During Penis Enlargement Operation
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:06 pm
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PARIS, FRANCE (KASW) - Ehud Ayre Laniado, 65, died after suffering a heart attack during his penis enlargement surgery. He was known as one of the biggest experts in valuing raw diamonds.
According to reports, Laniado died at a private hospital in Paris while on the operating table.
The heart attack struck after he had an unknown substance injected into his penis.
He reportedly owned the most expensive penthouse in Monaco, which is worth almost $40 million.
His company, Omega Diamonds, is based in Antwerp, Belgium- home to many of the world's top diamond traders.
The Sun UK reports said that Laniado had a Napoleon complex, meaning, he was obsessed with his small size.
He was also reportedly obsessed with his image and appearance and would check his bank account frequently to make himself feel better.
“After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all,” the Omega Diamonds company said.
PARIS, FRANCE (KASW) - Ehud Ayre Laniado, 65, died after suffering a heart attack during his penis enlargement surgery. He was known as one of the biggest experts in valuing raw diamonds.
According to reports, Laniado died at a private hospital in Paris while on the operating table.
The heart attack struck after he had an unknown substance injected into his penis.
He reportedly owned the most expensive penthouse in Monaco, which is worth almost $40 million.
His company, Omega Diamonds, is based in Antwerp, Belgium- home to many of the world's top diamond traders.
The Sun UK reports said that Laniado had a Napoleon complex, meaning, he was obsessed with his small size.
He was also reportedly obsessed with his image and appearance and would check his bank account frequently to make himself feel better.
“After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all,” the Omega Diamonds company said.
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:06 pm to Cleanmatt
Again?
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:07 pm to Cleanmatt
I guess he rose again
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:07 pm to Cleanmatt
I guess they will have a side casket..
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:12 pm to Cleanmatt
If you can afford a $40 million penthouse, you can have a 1 inch dick and still have an unlimited supply of pussy. Useless death.
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:15 pm to MSTiger33
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:21 pm to Cleanmatt
I always figured Israelis had small dicks. They are the most pretentious, arrogant peoples i have ever had the displeasure of doing business with.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:33 pm to Cleanmatt
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BERLIN, GERMANY (KASW) - Ehud Ayre Laniado, 65, died after suffering a heart attack during his penis enlargement surgery. He was known as one of the biggest experts in valuing raw diamonds
FIFY
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:35 pm to Cleanmatt
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He was known as one of the biggest experts in valuing raw diamonds.
If he was one of the biggest, does that mean diamond experts all have small penises?
Was that bad? Should I be ashamed?
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:44 pm to Cleanmatt
He was already fricking every man in the U.S. with his company overvaluing diamonds. Why did he need a bigger dick?
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