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Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:45 pm
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An odd creature with dolphin-like head, sharp fanged teeth and a long snake-like tail has washed up on a beach.
Shocked locals found the mysterious animal on the Destiladeras beach on the Pacific coast of Mexico, but no-one has been able to identify it.
According to local reports, the animal does not have eyes, prompting some to predict that it may well have come from deep in the Pacific Ocean when no light penetrates and eyes are not needed.
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:46 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Looks like one of Joe burrow's sperm.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:47 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Big arse eel...Get the soy sauce
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:47 pm to Jimmy2shoes
That'll be a new lol meme.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:47 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Mexico has the worst water.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:49 pm to Jimmy2shoes
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a Moray
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:49 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:49 pm to Jimmy2shoes
It’s a mutant dolphin
You’re whale-cum
You’re whale-cum
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:50 pm to Jimmy2shoes
So, an eel?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:50 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Giant blind eel?
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:51 pm to Jimmy2shoes
quote:Ain't no "may" about it. There is practically a full world of undiscovered shite at the bottom of the ocean.
According to local reports, the animal does not have eyes, prompting some to predict that it may well have come from deep in the Pacific Ocean when no light penetrates and eyes are not needed.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:52 pm to BeachDude022
I'll wait for a real new paper to run the story. Not the tabloid trash owned by Rupert Murdock
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:54 pm to Jimmy2shoes
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odd creature
That's an eel baw. Some hombre gonna be making fish tacos out his arse
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:55 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Looks like a dolphin got an eel to the rape cave.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:58 pm to Jimmy2shoes
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:59 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Evolution can be summarized as a mutation who somehow convinces or forces another to mate. If this isn't the mutation's offspring then let's all hope this guy didn't get that chance.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:06 pm to Jimmy2shoes
It looks like a dolphin had an abortion.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:13 pm to Jimmy2shoes
Damn, ya’ll need Jesus
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