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California golf course goes viral for parking lot affair
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:51 am
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:51 am
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A spicy Instagram post from the course lit up social media last week with this opening line:
"To the late 30’s married wife in the black car who’s having a secret affair and with the guy in the smaller silver car who’ve decided to using (sic) the back right corner of our Skylinks carpark to meet weekly... PLEASE STOP."
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”We’re a family golf course — not some Jerry Springer family destruction zone," the post concluded, before warning: "If it happens again, we’ll drop the footage and watch all hell break loose."
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In an exclusive interview with Fox News Digital, one of the golf course’s four owners, a New Zealand native who goes simply by "Kiwi," confirmed the post was very real, the footage does exist, and no, this is not a marketing stunt.
"We’re a small, community course in Concord — not a drive-thru hookup spot for cheaters," Kiwi said, deadpan. "This isn’t the kind of hole-in-one we encourage."
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"You don’t park way in the back to go play a quick round," Kiwi said. "There’s no reason to be near the recycling bin unless you're dropping off cardboard… or something else."
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One man even contacted the course because his wife drives a black car and he "just wanted to be sure."
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:55 am to ShoeBang
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:59 am to texag7
Sorry...
I was going for a hole in one.
Or two...
I was going for a hole in one.
Or two...
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:59 am to texag7
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:04 am to texag7
No mention of midgets, so this rules Mingo out.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:06 am to texag7
Every dude in the area whose lady drives a black car just puckered up
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:13 am to texag7
I used to play the course on the 80s.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:18 am to Slingscode
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I used to play the course on the 80s
So did your wife, IIRC
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:50 am to texag7
Self righteous dorks being self righteous dorks.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:05 am to texag7
"early bird smash session in the car park"
I'll allow it.
I'll allow it.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:10 am to texag7
What’s the big deal? Just getting his shaft cleaned once a week
Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:12 am to texag7
Leave it to a NorCal liberal to not know how to mind his own business
Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:15 am to texag7
Can't blame the course. I can see how the real possibility of an eventual double homicide on their property could be bad for business.
Go get a room, ya untrustworthy lowlifes.
Go get a room, ya untrustworthy lowlifes.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 8:21 am to texag7
.This is not the America George Washington envisioned. Meeting your side piece in the parking lot of a golf course and banging in the car is why we had a revolution.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:21 am to texag7
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:29 am to texag7
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"There’s no reason to be near the recycling bin unless you're dropping off cardboard… or something else."
I mean, the dude is technically dropping off a load, so...
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:33 am to McDonaldsBagMan
and maybe a used rubber? was he supposed to just toss it on the ground?
Posted on 4/23/25 at 9:38 am to texag7
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”There’s no reason to be near the recycling bin unless you're dropping off cardboard… or something else."
What happens when environmentalists quit hugging trees and start hugging each other?
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