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Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
She probably had to change her name because she was drugging and robbing dudes who she was getting paid to have sex with.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
Her stripper name was Barcardi Bee.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:26 pm to DavidTheGnome
Say it 3 times fast and your furniture will start floating
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
Any relation to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:54 pm to UKWildcats
No wonder our fiat currency is failing and we have inflation. Maybe we should ask the entertainer her thoughts on immunology and the clot shot.
We are screwed. Roman Empire took 400 years to fall unfortunately.
We are screwed. Roman Empire took 400 years to fall unfortunately.
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
The new bocephus williams
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:55 pm to Tbonepatron
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Bel Cephus
She gonna get the MNF gig now….

Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:58 pm to DavidTheGnome
Buttholes on the internet
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus
I had that once. Hurt when I pee'd.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
Isn't her sister named Henny?
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:58 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus
Reads like binomial nomenclature.
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:02 pm to Napoleon
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Her stripper name was Barcardi Bee.
True story, read this. She picked that name because her sister is named Hennessy or some shite like that so she got the nickname because Barcardi because of her sister's name. When she was picking a stage name she obviously couldn't use Barcardi, so she just took the bar off of barcardi then and dropped the B at the end.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus
I thought it was Skank.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:06 pm to DavidTheGnome
Sounds like a VD you catch
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
Thats what I would have guessed.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
She's my "I don't wanna admit" but I'd do dirty things to her hall pass chick
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
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