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Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus

Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
30460 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:21 pm
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I would have kept that instead of a rap name.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8461 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:23 pm to
Bel Cephus

Lol nice…
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11246 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:24 pm to
She probably had to change her name because she was drugging and robbing dudes who she was getting paid to have sex with.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70874 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:24 pm to
Her stripper name was Barcardi Bee.

Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34561 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:26 pm to
Say it 3 times fast and your furniture will start floating
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18086 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:52 pm to
Trashy AF
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7028 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:54 pm to
Any relation to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4562 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:54 pm to
No wonder our fiat currency is failing and we have inflation. Maybe we should ask the entertainer her thoughts on immunology and the clot shot.

We are screwed. Roman Empire took 400 years to fall unfortunately.
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36216 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:54 pm to
The new bocephus williams
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19127 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:55 pm to
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Bel Cephus


She gonna get the MNF gig now….

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49072 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:58 pm to
Buttholes on the internet
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2356 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:11 pm to
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Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus


I had that once. Hurt when I pee'd.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1520 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:16 pm to
Doin Queen thangz
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7694 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:57 pm to
Isn't her sister named Henny?
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:58 pm to
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Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus


Reads like binomial nomenclature.
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:01 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117209 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:02 pm to
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Her stripper name was Barcardi Bee.



True story, read this. She picked that name because her sister is named Hennessy or some shite like that so she got the nickname because Barcardi because of her sister's name. When she was picking a stage name she obviously couldn't use Barcardi, so she just took the bar off of barcardi then and dropped the B at the end.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
7357 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:05 pm to
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Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus


I thought it was Skank.
Posted by Juan Betanzos
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2005
3065 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:06 pm to
Sounds like a VD you catch
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23274 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:10 pm to
Thats what I would have guessed.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:11 pm to
She's my "I don't wanna admit" but I'd do dirty things to her hall pass chick

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