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re: Certainly there are legit Asian Massage Parlors, right?
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:04 pm to BehindtheWoodshed
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:04 pm to BehindtheWoodshed
Nothing wrong with a little tug
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Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:06 pm to BehindtheWoodshed
For me, the happy ending at these Asian Massage Parlors is when you get the bill...the massage is about a third of the cost of a high end or "nice" spa, but the massage is so much better...especially if they walk on your back, or get their knees all up in your back.
Never been to one that is open late hours...and never been approached for a tug...they have legit asian spa places in Houston.
Never been to one that is open late hours...and never been approached for a tug...they have legit asian spa places in Houston.
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:27 pm to SaintTigerPel
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What if I bust a nut while they are testing?
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:30 pm to SaintTigerPel
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I always wondered how you know if it is or not. Like do you ask for one specifically? Do you just point to your dick and give the jerking off motion?
You have to know the code words, like asking if you want a "local". At least, that is what I heard.
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:32 pm to greygoose
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Most are legit. Best massage I've ever had, was at one, and got my back walked on. Totally legit, no offer of anything sexual.
^ This guy's wife posts here
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:34 pm to BehindtheWoodshed
There are some legit Foot Massage places and then there are some modeling studios. From the outside it is clearly obvious what is going on inside.
A quick check is to see if the employees are wearing jeans or some type of pants. If they are you are OK, if the girl is wearing a skirt or something you would see a stripper in, it’s pussy time.
A quick check is to see if the employees are wearing jeans or some type of pants. If they are you are OK, if the girl is wearing a skirt or something you would see a stripper in, it’s pussy time.
This post was edited on 9/16/21 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:38 pm to SaintTigerPel
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What if I bust a nut while they are testing?
Sir, the sign clearly says no refunds/returns. All sales final.
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:41 pm to Chicken
The one by Walmart in Prairieville is legit. I’ve been there several times. I know the owner and met her husband when they were remodeling their new location.
They don’t mess around with their massages. They’ll walk on your back, force you into crazy Kung Fu leg stretches, drop a people’s elbow into your back, etc.
You just have to know what to look for if you want to avoid trouble and ALWAYS assume you are being video recorded.
They don’t mess around with their massages. They’ll walk on your back, force you into crazy Kung Fu leg stretches, drop a people’s elbow into your back, etc.
You just have to know what to look for if you want to avoid trouble and ALWAYS assume you are being video recorded.
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:42 pm to BehindtheWoodshed
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They can’t all be happy ending havens can they?
Yeah, but you have to find out the soft way.
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:44 pm to SaintTigerPel
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What if I bust a nut while they are testing?
Still 2 hundy for the experience
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:53 pm to GEAUXT
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There is one between Covington and Madisonville that has been open for years. I have never seen more than 1 car parked there, usually none. There's no way it's a legitimate business.
I’m convinced the office building behind it is one of those Blazing Saddles fake buildings just for the parking lot.
Posted on 9/16/21 at 10:58 pm to BehindtheWoodshed
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but I mean some of these places have to be legit business right? They can’t all be happy ending havens can they?
Posted on 9/17/21 at 12:18 am to BehindtheWoodshed
In Baton Rouge, and you get this who is applying the happy ending:
This post was edited on 9/17/21 at 12:21 am
Posted on 9/17/21 at 4:28 am to BehindtheWoodshed
Check on rubmaps.com
Posted on 9/17/21 at 5:06 am to BehindtheWoodshed
Please Miss, there’s a lot of tension ‘down there’ that needs ‘rubbing’…
Posted on 9/17/21 at 5:13 am to BehindtheWoodshed
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legit business right
In a state that has so many licensing boards (Louisiana), are some of these places regulated where when they advertise “massage” that they are a licensed massage therapists and not victims of sex trafficking?
I know a barber or a florist cannot just open a shop in Louisiana and offer services just because they think they can cut hair or flowers.
This post was edited on 9/17/21 at 7:17 am
Posted on 9/17/21 at 6:10 am to BehindtheWoodshed
Posted on 9/17/21 at 6:40 am to TigerCoon
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You have to know the code words, like asking if you want a "local". At least, that is what I heard.
I'd like to try a Rawhide Rita and then I'll have the Pecos Peach... wait, I may be confusing this with Lone Star Steakhouse.
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:08 am to GEAUXT
Most of them are fronts for Triads or Yakuza where they traffic women to the US for a price. Some can pay, some have to work in the parlors to pay their debt. Some can pay debt faster by offering “extras”
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:19 am to BehindtheWoodshed
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Certainly there are legit Asian Massage Parlors, right?
Let’s hope there’s a list out there of the reputable ones that don’t engage in such practices.
Because it’s embarrassing when you ask for a handy at the wrong place.
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